quäff

an expression of shock, surprise, or anger. It is a common substitute for strewth or blimey from the English, while also similar to OMG from IM speak. It cannot be used in the form of quäffing or anything to such extent.

Quäff! that giant squid just exploded out of my television and onto my couch!

by irwin schwab September 26, 2009

Quaffle

When a woman has had sex and there are rements of the mans semen left over inside the woman's vagina and when she queefs it sounds wet. Making a quaffe sound.

Wow that quaffle sounded like a repressed fart.

by Iioveupookey266261 January 21, 2014

quaff

When a man lacking in testosterone grows four long hairs at the end of his chin.

Chris won't shave his quaff, it makes him look even more white trash.

by nerevar08 April 1, 2009

Quaff

The patch of hair on a man's chest

Dude! You can barley see that gold chain umongst that guys massive quaff!!

by PJ Poacher July 27, 2009

quaaf

The smell emitted from one's mouth after they have burped.

Dude, that was the nastiest quaff i have ever smelled, what have you been eating? dog shit?

by the ludes January 28, 2004

Quaff

a Quiff in reverse (instead of air releasing out its sucking back in)

Quaff is the opposite of "Quiff"... instead of a pussy fart coming out, it would go the opposite way "sucking in".

by Juggalicious March 19, 2010

quafaloonta

the act of pooping on a chocolate bar and feeding it to your mom and/or stepmother.

my step mom nancy puked her brains out after eating my quafaloonta

by coolbeans22 August 10, 2010