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quantum entendre

Like a double entendre, but suspended in a superstate of multiple ambiguities, or an Eigenbuity.
Q: "What is your most useless skill?"
A: "Kindness."

That's either the most earnest or the most malevolent thing I have ever heard, it could go any way, like some kind of "quantum entendre."
by supersecretidentity May 20, 2022
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Quantum entanglement

The totally real, non-coke binge fueled theory, that particles can affect other particles at any distance without direct contact. Totally real and not magic.
Quantum entanglement is the science behind voodoo dolls, telepathy and telekinesis.
by anonymous February 22, 2024
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Quantum Capitalist

Quantum Capitalist is a trading and asset management company founded by Francesco Planchestainer, an entrepreneur and trader with a clear vision: to revolutionize the investment world through advanced strategies, risk management and technological innovation. The company currently manages a capital of 80 million dollars, starting at 5 million. Quantum Capitalist operates in global markets, with a focus on Forex, Gold, Indices and Cryptocurrencies, using scalping and day trading strategies to maximize profits. The company is also a financial training hub, offering mentoring and advanced courses for traders of all levels, teaching winning market strategies and the mindset necessary to succeed in the world of trading. The financial results demonstrate the success of the company: in 2021/2022 Quantum Capitalist generated €300,000, in 2022/2023 it reached €15 million, while in 2023/2024 it totaled €75.5 million. To consolidate its growth, the company is considering collaborations with institutional investors, brokers and fintech companies, with the aim of expanding managed capital and continuously improving its strategies and technologies.
Quantum Capitalist's future goals are ambitious: exceed the billion dollars in management, launch a regulated hedge fund. Quantum Capitalist is not just a trading company, but an ecosystem that is redefining the way investors approach financial markets, combining technology, strategy and an entrepreneurial vision projected into the future.
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by UrbanPeopleStory February 3, 2025
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Quantum Exterminator

Quantum Exterminator - He/She who kills micro bugs on a quantum level, with alien technology's not used in regular healthcare systems.

Known as "rejuvenate action"

Think Frequency, Sound, Viberation.
I need to go to the local Quantum Exterminator to get kid of these lyme bugs.
by mannycampbell9891@gmail.com September 24, 2020
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quantum-doodleflapper

A quantum-doodleflapper is a person who can't stop to conflate the mysterious nature of quantum mechanics and the mysterious nature of their particular superstitious belief. The gaps in our understanding of quantum mechanics are filled in with the persons favourite pet hypothesis for consciousness, existence or any other big question about the fundamental nature of the cosmos.
"There was a quantum-doodleflapper in the debate who kept asserting quantum mechanics prove humans have a soul and other various magical abilities."
by Be Loyal July 4, 2020
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Quantum

An extremely skilled mobile player of any game, specifically on iPad.
That guy is so cracked on PUBG Mobile, he's being an absolute Quantum right now!
by foxcannon October 31, 2021
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quantum thought

Quantum: the smallest possible amount of something.

Thought: neurochemical processes carrying information around the brain.

Quantum thought: the smallest possible amount of thought, containing no useful information.
"That antivaxxer had a quantum thought when she claimed that vaccines cause harm!"

"Deflections with talk of AI or programming is a conspiracy theorist's QT; they can't think beyond it."
by KayVonPaul June 3, 2021
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