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Vladdy daddy please don’t do anything to us!

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Putin

A sad sack of rubbish that should've burned with the fall of the Soviet Union, but remained and the repugnant odour has permeated deep within the world.
Hey, want to go to the shopping centre later? Can't. I'm trying to get the Putin out of my upholstery, smells like an assclown and a dumpster fire had a baby.
by BlurbinOutfooters March 10, 2022
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Putin

An extremely hot ,violent and almost savage bowel movement that results in short term discomfort , but ultimately memories that will last a life time.
Ouch, I just dropped a Putin, damn that curry was hot!!
by starefactor March 1, 2022
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An adjective to describe someone or someone's actions when the someone is compensating having the world's smallest penis by doing ridiculous, hurtful things like invading another country.
You hear about Chad pushing that girl around? What a Putin.
by TofuPetteri March 1, 2022
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Puttin on the Putin

Any strong man / dictator saying one thing and doing something completely different… In a warmongering effort to frighten populations of free democratic people
That leader of the country is a real con-man… Thinking people don’t see he’s trying to get us to believe in he’s not Puttin on the Putin
by spukspuk February 17, 2022
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Putin

Putin can you put in the pudding.

Something you say when you need Putin to put in the pudding.

it´s a thing... YES IT IS!!
Putin, can you put in the puddin
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Putin

Shit, poop, crap, feces, poo, turd, caca, diarrhea
Sorry for stinking up the bathroom, I took a nasty putin.
by Iam Noone July 24, 2022
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