pure virgin

Someone that hasn't done anything intimate like a first kiss, first relationship, first anything.

Wait your a pure virgin!?!?

by x_NOVA_x July 18, 2015

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Purple Grasshopper

A sexual position recognized as when the partner is painted a violet or purple hue whilst in the supine position. The partner then proceeds to bend their legs, as the grasshopper do. The penetrating partner then places a kazoo in their oral cavity and proceeds to play exactly 8 and 3/4 measures of Flight of the Bumblebee during the act of coitus.

After the Tchaikovsky concerto, Marqueese Purple Grasshoppered the SHIT out of me. *Chirp, Chirp*

by thefalconose December 27, 2016

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purta

The essential Spanish word for people who have a negligible grasp on Spanish.

Means whatever you want it to.

Spanish-speaker: "¿Como estás?"

The other dude: "¡Purta purta!"

by skg1.0 November 20, 2017

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Being Purkiss

To be outrageously good at every sport known to man

Dwayne: Hey, why am I so bad at every sport I do?

Mikhial: I know I suck at every sport as well, what are we doing wrong

Anfernee: Your not "Being Purkiss"

.........oh wait

by Who Can Stop Me October 6, 2010

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