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Shmuck puppet

Someone of extremely low intelligence who needs other people to dictate their lives for them.
You’re a shmuck puppet, wait for me and hold the door open otherwise I can’t get in.
by Hgray0905 May 13, 2023
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fuck puppet

this fuck puppet always screws things up
by 7roadking June 20, 2018
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Puppet Master

That typical cocky twat who thinks he can click his fingers and you'll go running back.. Then when you do, you will not hear from him or see him unless he is bored and has nobody else (he will mainly get in touch when he's drunk), so he thinks of you because he knows you are vulnerable and appear available.

He thinks he can contact you at whatever time and you will always be at his beck and call, you will do potentially anything for him.. only to get treated like shite and possibly receive a text saying something like 'I'm sorry but we won't work, but I do care about you...' and so on and so on of complete utter bollocks.

When the Puppet Master contacts you, you immediately get your hopes up and think he is interested so you do go running. Everyone around you can see it and thinks you are a fool, but you are completely blinded by it as you have strong feelings for this dick head (fuck knows why.. but you do).. and he is just sitting laughing thinking 'I've got her right where I want her'.
'Can you not see what he is doing? He is a puppet master walking all over you and you let him!'
'No no he has changed I promise! I'm going to see him later on'
by LBee1993 October 2, 2018
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Point Puppet

A Cadbury to the Pippa, a one puff cooked Cunt!
Hey point puppet are you alright? Na bro, that one puff fried me!
by Majenta March 5, 2021
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Shadow Puppeteer

Someone who pulls the strings from the shadows. Someone capable of manipulating something or someone without making their presence known.
In Meta Runner, the true villain was the shadow puppeteer known as James Sheridan.
by Shugunou January 6, 2023
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Meat Puppet

Anal penetration of a female by a male while a second female fists the first females vaginal cavity and grabs the males penis during anal intercourse while holding firmly until male climaxes
Theses two girls gave me a gnarly meat puppet last night.
by Yaggggi August 3, 2023
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waste puppet

Someone who is a waste of time and energy. The type to lay down to take a shit. Useless in every way possible
Man Alex used to have his shit together, but he's really become a waste puppet!
by AAA Ardvaark June 6, 2022
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