noun:
A combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. Occurring in both male and female genital area, most often accumulates on taint, grundle, or ABC.
Also known as smegma.
Note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.
A combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. Occurring in both male and female genital area, most often accumulates on taint, grundle, or ABC.
Also known as smegma.
Note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.
She had so much crotch pudding I put on a bib and got a spoon!
I had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.
I had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.
by Krotch kriket August 27, 2014
Get the Crotch puddingmug. A sex move named after the time Pud tried to marathon Superman 64, glitched on the last level and got stuck in a wall. A 'Hopeful Pud' occurs when during sex, you freeze up just before finishing, and are unable to continue.
Man 1: "I was nailing this really hot bird last night, until I pulled a Hopeful Pud."
Man 2: "You froze up again, didn't you? I've told you to get that looked at."
Man 2: "You froze up again, didn't you? I've told you to get that looked at."
by Zac42 November 14, 2014
Get the Hopeful Pudmug. The term used in the Bahamas to describe the build of dirt on the vagina. It often has a pungent smell.
by Meggy eggy G August 6, 2020
Get the Singe Puddingmug. by ace May 13, 2005
Get the chillin with the pudmug. A masterbater.
Someone with no control over their desire to jack off.
A guy with a high desire to ejaculate.
A male who would rather jack off then go meet women for possible sex.
Someone with no control over their desire to jack off.
A guy with a high desire to ejaculate.
A male who would rather jack off then go meet women for possible sex.
Boss: "Where's Jeffery?"
Worker: " You mean jism jacking Jeff? He stayed home to jack off today, the fucking pud pounder."
Worker: " You mean jism jacking Jeff? He stayed home to jack off today, the fucking pud pounder."
by jsd9632 January 7, 2012
Get the pud poundermug. by Ducci13 August 12, 2012
Get the Pudding hammockmug. A slang used to announce you'll be participating in sex with a lovely woman, her booty will shake like strawberry lime jello.
"Hey, you gonna go see Bon Qui'Qui later?"
"Ya I'm going for a roll in the pudding'."
or
""Just call me Mr. Cosby!"
"So you going for a roll in the pudding?
"You can have fun and eat it too!"
"Ya I'm going for a roll in the pudding'."
or
""Just call me Mr. Cosby!"
"So you going for a roll in the pudding?
"You can have fun and eat it too!"
by RabertaHouse February 9, 2010
Get the Roll in the Puddingmug.