Pudoma 

'Pulled Directly Out of My Ass' - So called thoughtful analysis using a very vital part of one's anatomy. Performed routinely by one and all.

When that guy told me tat 83.5% of all people have homosexual tendencies. It sounded like total pudoma. Where did he get that from?

Pudoma by socrateaze May 10, 2016

Pudding Vagina 

The state of a slut's vagina; especially one that has been railed constantly so their chatch has lost all tightness, an its feeling and texture resemble that of pudding.

-"Yo dude how was she?"
-"Aweful bro, bitch had pudding vagina"

Pudding Vagina by Dickie Carmichael September 22, 2011

sun puddle 

A bright, warm spot on the floor or other surface created by the sun streaming through a window. The opposite of a shadow.

Cats love to bask in sun puddles.

sun puddle by Sharktopus October 21, 2010

pudding poo 

A shit that is the consistency of pudding. Too thick to be diarrhea but not in solid turd form.

I just took a nasty pudding poo. I need to lay off the spicy food for a day or so.

pudding poo by ACRanger August 14, 2010

pudding ass

An ass that jiggles and wiggles like a snake with bad diarrhea

'The stank booty is a total pudding ass'

pudding ass by beezley October 15, 2013

puddle muscles 

slang for a woman's vagina, usually one that is tight and wet.

I Love when My girl's puddle muscles contract when she starts to cum.

puddle muscles by getcombowned February 17, 2014

pudish 

someone whose flashlight is always showing

person 1: your flashlight is on
*person 2 looks down at pants*
person 2: oh! im such a pudish!

pudish by ilovegod234 May 11, 2018