Protistitute

A being, regardless of gender, who remains stationary in one designated position, mostly corner of the room, for a long period of time. Can be hired for anyone between $10-$50.

Yo look at that guy just standing there like a protistitute xD

by Big Hob Joe May 5, 2018

Protostar

"Protostar" can be used as a noun or a verb. A Protostar is a retarded faggot, usually a micropenis cuck. To be Protostar'd means you get called out by some popular retard on social media, primarily Twitter.

Person 1: "Yo dude I think you got called out on Twitter again."
Person 2: "Oh god it's that Protostar fag again."
Person 1 "You my friend, just got Protostar'd."

by radionite July 7, 2018

protastipuff

A noun that defines taking a break by puffing on a joint or cigarette or whatever else one could puff on,instead of doing what one has previously committed to doing , and end up taking way longer than one should .

Person 1:"Im on my way to help Marc move ... "
Person 2:"let's have a protastipuff first "

by Juanna fuqc September 12, 2019

protest pro

One who arbitrarily and quite nomadically travels to areas outside their region of dwelling to "protest", or really, moreover to incite riots and violence. These people are typically paid minions of terrorist organizations like BLM and ANTIFA who don't actually have a vested interest in the cause of other peaceful demonstrators- they are simply there to do harm by any means available.

"Anything good on TV?"
"Nope- just rerun sitcoms and protest pros on the news."

by This is the girl June 1, 2020

protestilence

The overemotional,yet conscious agreement to risk your life,your family's life and spread incurable disease at a mass mob of like minded rodents who appear to share the same gross lack of any intelligence.

Dude1:Well, the OK MAGA was a bust, after the COVID19 Speak-easy let's head to the Seattle FreakShow for free soy hotdogs and hope to achieve our Protestilence goals there.

Dude2: Yo, I heard you get FREE toilet paper in Seattle for Protestilence!
Dude1: Yo, when your done with your soy-dog, you can help fertilize the community garden, it's awesome.

by FlyGirl1 June 21, 2020

Protester Class

The Protester Class is a class of people above the middle class but below the upper class. While most middle and lower class people need to hold down a steady job to pay their bills, the Protester Class doesn't have that burden and are therefore free to spend their days protesting and evenings rioting and/or looting. Though being an elite class of people, the Protester Class is much more diverse than other top classes. It is not uncommon to observe rich college students "protesting" arm in arm with hardened felons and psychopathic anarchists.

Ronnie: "Hey Kent, after today's protest you wanna go break into Nike and steal some Jordans, then go and burn down that restaurant your moms works at?"
Kent: "Man I wish.. I gotta be at work tomorrow morning, though."
Ronnie: "Work? Didn't anyone tell you that "Uncle George" is taking care of us? I haven't had to work in months. Welcome to the Protester Class, my friend."

by Powr Botm 217 September 13, 2020

protestor killer truck

A huge jacked-up domestic pickup truck used to illustrate someone's allegiance to Donald J Trump. Typically driven by incel men ("Kyles") who spray mace in large crowds, claim that they "fiGhT aNtiFa," and who slap Punisher stickers or Blue Lives Matter flags on the back. Typically found in trashy conservative suburbs or towns where the men have never given their wives an orgasm.

Hey does Kyle's dad really drive that Silverado with the lift kit and the license plate "BAWLZZZ?" Yeah, it's a real protestor killer truck.

Brandon is on the run from the cops because he killed another protestor in his dad's protestor killer truck last night.

by BigKyleTrukz September 20, 2020