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Procrastination Crap

When one procrastinates by going to the bathroom repeatedly, as opposed to actually doing what they're supposed to be doing. Can also be done during the work, to give someone a chance to have a mental break, and not actually have to work.

Not to be confused with the Boredom Crap, which someone takes in a desperate attempt to alleviate boredom, as opposed to their bladder and bowels.
I took so many procrastination craps while I was writing my essay, Jen was certain I had killed at least 20 dolphins with the wasted toilet water.
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Procrastmas

A winter holiday falling somewhere between Christmas and New Years Day, during which procrastinators give gifts that were purchased late, often purchased at a significant discount.
Joe: Merry Christmas, Bill!
Bill: It's the 29th, Joe.
Joe: So? Merry Procrastmas!
Bill: you forgot to remove the tag that says 50% off...
by JDMatt December 22, 2009
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Procrastigaming

Putting off working on something important to play video games.
I had and essay due today but I was procrastigaming last night. Then I just fell asleep.

Dude, that guy never gets anything done, he is always procrastigaming.
by TheDahminator September 25, 2011
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procrastinator

Someone who delaying or postponing something.
Leaving study until the last minute therefore being a procrastinator
Leaving homework until the last minute therefore being a procrastinator
by Flipfro November 14, 2013
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I'm Procrastinating

by A4775 November 12, 2020
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procasterbate

Putting something off so you can masterbate instead.
I should have finished writing that english paper, but I procasterbated instead.
by PilgoreThaGoat February 21, 2011
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Proctor

A guy that arrives just in time to get free food and then make a mess all over your house while telling you his latest terrible joke.
After Karate Derrick came over and Proctored all over my house. It took hours to clean up that mess.
by The Proctologister November 15, 2010
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