private profile

the bane of the existance of lurkers, stalkers, and creeps. on myspace, dictates that you must add a person before you can see their profile.

usually results in creating a fake profile with which to lurk the person, only making you progressively creepier and more pathetic.

mike: geez louise, justin has a private profile!
eddie: yeah he's gay, add him on another acct.
mike: ok ROFL

by mike tree December 6, 2006

Private Square

A square surrounding your 'privates'. Find your private square by placing your left upper arm just above your breasts, and your right upper arm below your genital area.

head
----left arm
breasts
stomach
crotch
----right arm
legs

now to complete the private square you must sing the song. on the words capitalized, slap your upper legs then alternate left and right hands.

STOP, dont TOUCH me there, THIS is my PRIVATE square
STOP, dont TOUCH me there, THIS is my PRIVATE square

"MMMHM!" HE is welcome to touch my private square."

"Hands off the private sqare asshole."

by katlindawnu March 31, 2009

Privacy Cloak

Can be a kleenex, wash rag, sticky note, anything to cover the camera eye on the computer you are using to masturbate to porn on the internet "just in case someone is watching on the other end".

Joe used a privacy cloak while fapping to men with balls but he forgot to lock his door and I walked in on him.

by dirtmetal September 9, 2012

Priveleged incompetance

Gaining access or power without consideration of ability based on financial status.

Betsy DeVos has no experience as an education administrator but she has a ton of money for vote buying and so her priveleged incompetance got her the job.

by Lizzy Mac February 8, 2017

private study

Listening to music mucking about and watching popular videos on youtube.

I am going to do private study today in English class.

by Mrs Bondi March 19, 2017

privileging

a special right, advantage, or immunity granted or available only to a particular person or group: education is a right, not a privilege

It is very privileging to be in that class every other day.

by Makiki2004 April 5, 2017

Pivy

Pivy refers to an attractive ebony female who you are attracted to.

She's my Pivy.

by Blabes April 8, 2017