check ur privilege

Something people who need to kill themselves say.

Her: Check ur privilege!

You: KYS.

by Jayack February 22, 2017

The SMIC Private School

International school in Shanghai notoriously known for being ghetto and small. Walls fall apart, desks and chairs are vandalized and destroyed by students, many facilities are third world, and lunch doesn't even qualify for fourth-world. Yet students still make the best out of it and have an awesome time. You can call each grade "one big happy family" since everybody knows each other and it's not as clique-y as most high schools are. But then again, people are split into the "fobby, chinese speaking people" and the "american, english speaking people"

Class of 2013 was the last athletic class of the school. Instead of basketball, volleyball, and all the other generally awesome sports, the classes of 2014 and beyond invest their time in ping pong, tag, and capture the flag

Students do not portray the typical stereotypes of average high schools. People can be dopplegangers of themselves; at one point they'll be a nerd and then afterschool they'll be one of the best players on a varsity team. While dating does happen, it’s rarer than a vegetarian lion. Racism runs rampant, though mainly cause of the 99.99% Asian population. With almost no white, black, brown, or (insert color) people, students are free to joke about other races at their leisure. On that note, pretty much everyone speaks fluent Chinese (except this freckled girl)

The school mascot is the shark. SMIC's awesome. Don't let anyone ever tell you different. Those people are just losers without school spirit.

There was this legendary asian guy who went to The SMIC Private School, who unfortunately had to leave after his freshman year.

by mr.awesomeperson November 30, 2010

Privilege Abuse

A person or group within a similar orientation who abuse their entitled rights to benefit themselves.

(Diane returns to the office after spending 3 weeks with her family in Hawaii. However, she forgets how staying away from work changes her.)

Chris: Hey! Did you enjoy your visit?

Diane: Yes, thank you.

Chris: Ok, there's some leftover coffee on the desk. Just make sure you don't wear that in front of the boss.

Diane: Excuse me?

Chris: Well, you know how he gets when he sees us wearing hats?

Diane: Are you gender shaming me??

Chris: No no, I didn't mea-

(Diane rips her hat off and throws it into the trash.)

Diane: THERE, HAPPY??

Chris: Diane, you need to calm down! Do you want to-

Boss: What's going on here?

Diane: He's gender shaming me!

Boss: Chris, you know we don't tolerate that behavior here. You know as well as I that she's able to do as much as you.

Chris: Yes I know, I was simply trying to help her.

Diane: He was judging me by what I wear!

Boss: You know Chris, for the past five years you've worked with this woman, and you've always been giving her a lot of crap. It was getting better, but now that I'm hearing it again, I think you deserve a break too. You're fired, Chris.

Immediately after Chris departed, the boss gave Diane the manager position.

In the end, privilege abuse allowed Diane to succeed. No one was ever able to stop her. With his reputation ruined, Chris fell into a deep depression and eventually committed suicide.

However, not all ended well for Diane. She had a hard time controlling her power and caused the whole company to collapse

by VPG001 March 1, 2018

The Private Club

The Private Club is a non-profit social organization at Western Illinois University. The word has it their parties do not go unnoticed and the ragers they throw last for days. The active members of the organization are known for their ungodly alcohol tolerance as they trained their bodies to absorb nutrients from alcohol instead of food and water. Some believe that this unorthodox organization is only a legend, but other swear they have seen Snapchats of the parties and even attended some.

"The Private Club is a myth"
"I wish I were Private Club"
"I tried rushing TPC, but I was too weak, those guys are animals"
"Say goodbye to your loved ones, TPC is throwing a party tonight."
"://// </3 hee hee"

by wasternish December 13, 2017

Private Ryan

When a male has anal or sexual intercourse so hard with a female that her guts pour out, resembling the wounded soldier in the movie "Saving Private Ryan".

Chris said to Marco, "Olivia is such a babe, I'm gunna' Private Ryan her!"
The wife came home eager for a Private Ryan.

by Why So Serious?... August 19, 2008

private profile

the bane of the existance of lurkers, stalkers, and creeps. on myspace, dictates that you must add a person before you can see their profile.

usually results in creating a fake profile with which to lurk the person, only making you progressively creepier and more pathetic.

mike: geez louise, justin has a private profile!
eddie: yeah he's gay, add him on another acct.
mike: ok ROFL

by mike tree December 6, 2006

Private Square

A square surrounding your 'privates'. Find your private square by placing your left upper arm just above your breasts, and your right upper arm below your genital area.

head
----left arm
breasts
stomach
crotch
----right arm
legs

now to complete the private square you must sing the song. on the words capitalized, slap your upper legs then alternate left and right hands.

STOP, dont TOUCH me there, THIS is my PRIVATE square
STOP, dont TOUCH me there, THIS is my PRIVATE square

"MMMHM!" HE is welcome to touch my private square."

"Hands off the private sqare asshole."

by katlindawnu March 31, 2009