pre-fap

pre-fap is an unfinished masturbation session to get ready for intercourse

Oh, you want to have sex?
Let me just do a quick pre-fap, I don't want you to see it soft.

by Willezz October 19, 2013

Pre-Louisianan

Someone who is from between West Mississippi, especially Southwest Mississippi, which borders east of Louisiana

"Oh i'm a Pre-Louisianan, Born and raised in McComb, MS."

by hilbillyhoodbooger November 7, 2019

Big pres

Big ass dude with the last name Presley

Aye yo there go big pres

by Big Burch February 16, 2019

Pre-Birthdaying

The almost real party before the realist birthday party happens

Tomorrow is my birthday so today we are pre-birthdaying

by The-wise-one December 22, 2017

pre hippy

A person on the spiritual path to becoming a peace loving, herb medicating, stoner.

JJ-"Dude, is she a stoner?"
Pat-"Nah nigga, she a pre hippy!"
JJ-"Awwwwhhhh I gotchu my nigga!"

by BassBros March 11, 2014

Pre-Dicked

When you masturbate before having sex

I could not finish last night because I pre-dicked.

by BigDaddyBeefStick69 November 21, 2017

pre-disqualified

Usually a business prospect that you are thinking about doing business with then after some insightful thinking you disqualify them before even discussing business matters with them.

Could also be a potential boyfriend or girlfriend whom you like then before you even approach him/her you find out something awful about him/her that you cannot stand, you automatically disqualify them from being your boyfriend or girlfriend before you even talk to him/her.

John: " Look at that girl, isn't she hot?! I'd make her my wife."

James: " Yeah she is hot. You don't know Mary? She used to be a man then dated a rich guy who paid for her sex change."

John: What? For real? She is pre-disqualified then!

by bonchk August 1, 2010