potato bug 

the scariest non-mammal to walk planet earth. this creature mostly lives underground, but emerges when it feels the need to wreak havoc (emphasis on the word reek). will scare the living daylights out of you if you ever come in contact with it. this shit is straight up trippin.

i just saw a potato bug and i think i shit my pants.

potato bug by D.Pizzy November 14, 2006

Potato 

A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.

Person 1: Why is the new girl in the lower maths?
Person 2: Shes a potato.
Person 1: I'm so lucky that I'm not a potato.

Potato by beauty_bubs97 September 11, 2014

Potato Knocking 

Potatoe Knocking is a simple prank where you bend a wire hanger long ways, and then back on itself so that it can hold a potato in the bend. then you hang it on the door knob or door knocker of a persons frong door with a long string tied to it. you run accross the street with the other end of the string, and give it a few strong tugs. somebody answers the door, doesnt find anybody, and only a potato. They usually say something like "what the fuck? potatoe?"

A Person tugs the string durring a successful potato knocking exploit-
:thud thud thud:
(Person answers door)
"What the fuck? A potato?"

unsuccessful-
:thud thud thud:
"damn kids and those fucking potatoes"

Either way its a good time

Potato Knocking by evenmoutcandoit May 27, 2008

potato face 

Someone who's face looks like a potato. This is usually used as an insult.

There are many things that rhyme with this word, including:
-Kobe's shoelace
-Religious waste
-Tomato paste
-Running pace
etc.

Man, that dude looks like a potato face!

potato face by williamazing12 February 25, 2017

potato hole

Popularized by Dave Chappelle's SNL skit in 11/12/2022. A potato hole is a hole that slaves would dig to hide their food and possessions from plantation owners. The potato hole was their last vestige of humanity and over time it came to symbolize resilience of black life in the face of white oppression.

Harriet Tubman reportedly hid from slaveholders in a potato hole for a week before escaping.

potato hole by Manginho November 13, 2022

ass potato 

Idiot, dimwit, moron.

God he is such an ass potato.

ass potato by Angry Goddess June 10, 2009

full potato

A person who took a left turn on fucking idiot and straight past half retard all the way to full fledged fucking potato.

Look at Jimmy trying to shoot himself in the face with a bow. Hes gone full potato.
Or
You slept with that nasty skank? Have you gone full potato?
Or
Guy who smokes too much weed he thinks his hands are on backwards (baked potato)
Or

Jeff have a sexual encounter with a meat grinder. (You can clearly see that Jeff is full potato)

full potato by ClamSlammington September 11, 2016