Potato

Potatoes are the most godly earth apple you could ever eat. They are the definition of super aliens that are disguised as cows. But aliens don’t know what a cow is so they call it earth apple. I guess this is a definition on cows then.

Alien: yoooo I want sum meat right nowww
Alien2: wassupppp less get sum godly earth applesssss they be like a potato

by SHAYBOODEBE November 3, 2019

potato

The answer for everything.

Hi Potato! Hey Potato hows it going? It's going potato! My potato just potato'd this potato but I potatoed it so potato that potato potato potato!

by 1potato2potato4 December 2, 2020

Potato

Potatoes are a gift bestowed upon us by the Irish potato gods

Person: praise the potato gods

other person: yes, for giving us such a glorious gift... The potato

by Cheesy Boi May 19, 2020

potato

potato is known to be a new super cool word. if you use it, people will for sure think you are so cool and want to have sex wwith you. Use it when a person is about to ask you something really imporatnt say it.

p1 : so when are we having...
p2.: potato
p1: ok

by stylish potato check February 14, 2020

Potato

The only thing that makes me happy.

Potato please or I will murber you.

by Boop Boop I’m A Cow November 15, 2021

Potato

little-known south texas slang for pot. or weed. pot=potato

do ya want some patatoes?

by sabine May 14, 2005

potato

A spic who thinks and acts white, yet still a potato - brown on the outside, white on the inside.

Alberto Gonzalez is the new Mr. Potato Head.

by jacob doe October 28, 2007