Jurassic Pork

When your doin a girl from behind, you reach over her head and grab her upper jaw and pull until she sounds like a Velociraptor.

Last nite I gave my girl a Jurassic Pork, she sounded like she was straight out da movie!!

by PSU0311 August 4, 2016

gay pork

Another word for a gay man's cock

Damn that's some nice gay pork ya got theyre Charles

by Man of many werds May 20, 2018

Pork ribs

A chemical found in Wormwood based drinks. The more pork ribs, the better the Balz(TM) tripping.

That HG was so high in pork ribs, I literally tripped Balz(TM).

by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004

Pork Danglies

Fuckin awesome euphemism for a vagina.

"Damn look at that stripper's pork danglies!"

by PSYCHO DANE September 10, 2006

Pork Slap

Two men slap their flaccid penises together. The person who achieves an erection first wins. He then gets to pork the other guy in the butt.

Greg and James had a pork slap earlier. Greg won, and James is sore.

by Doner Kebab July 3, 2009

pork noodle

A pork noodle is a child who is kind of a slob, but is your blood relative. It is an endearing way of describing a kid who is a hog when it comes to food, and selfish when it comes to giving and helping out others in need. Pork noodles usually do what is only good for them, and they disregard the wishes of their family members. If there is delicious food in the refrigerator that does not belong to them, they will go ahead and eat all of it without asking other people if it is alright to do so.

How is my little pork noodle doing?

by Wild Bill Jr April 20, 2008

pork shank

Bald, rotund midlevel manager working in a software company who believes he is witty and influential. This person is perceived as a clown by those around him.

Glenn, your manager is such a pork shank

by Matha612 April 1, 2006