Post Poop Fart

This is the fart that is released after a massive dump. It is an all-clear sign that you are emptied out.

He had to shit after eating at the buffet. He then released a post poop fart when he got out of the bathroom.

by New English May 6, 2009

Poop sock

poop sock

sock that u put poopie in

when mom find poop sock

by Mark Zuckerburg not lizard March 11, 2019

poop

what u say when ur a little kid and ur too afraid to say crap or shit

1) oh poop i dropped my pencil

POOP GURTRUDE UR SUCH A SNITCH

by _why tho December 16, 2015

poop sweat

Persipation of the most seldom occurance, in which one's ass sweats, not from heat or activity, but rather from the anticipation of a catastrophic dooley (poop) that is forthcoming. In addition, said sweat emits an odor characteristic of that same foul dooley. (Note: NOT synonomous with butt sweat, swamp ass, etc.)

"Jesus Christ, Pat, what's that smell?"
"Man, I gotta deuce. That's my poop sweat you're smelling."

by John P Cunningham and Ryan M Carbone May 11, 2004

No Poop July

July, the month where you arent allowed to poop.

"damn I failed no poop July"
"failure"

by pee in a bottle July 8, 2020

poop to splash ratio

The size of your poop compared to the splash it causes.

today, dans poop to splash ratio was 5:12. meaning his poop was 5 inches long, causing a 12 inch splash.

by laxbro3443 September 3, 2011

The Pile of Poop Gang

A group of individuals who break into your home at night and leave a steamy pile of poop in the middle of your living room and leave. This gang of individuals are very handsome and like hot sauce. If you mess with this gang, you'll be their next victim.

Victim: "Dude someone broke into my house last night!"

Friend: "Did they take anything?"

Victim: "No they just pooped in my living room."

Friend: "Dude that was The Pile of Poop Gang!"

by Brown McHotbutt April 24, 2011