Pooping presidential

When you a take a shit that is so robust that it takes more than three flushes to get down the drain. A deferential reference to Donald Trumps lament that you need to flush more than once.

In the men's room at work -

Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row

Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.

by jfburke619 June 12, 2025

pooling out

1. Freaking out but way lower energy, slowly descending into madness.

2. When it's really hot and you're melting.

Katia: What's wrong, man??
Sas: I'm pooling out

by karton a June 28, 2025

pooling out

1. Freaking out but with way less energy, slowly descending into madness.

2. When it's really hot and you're melting.

Katia: What's wrong, man?
Sas: I'm pooling out

by karton a June 28, 2025

Poofing

The act of inserting drugs or alcohol into the vagina.

Smoking meth was no longer working so Karen decided to try poofing it for quicker absorption.

by SassyFern August 3, 2025

Pooping your pants

the act of pooping in your pants

“what’s that smell?? dude are you pooping your pants?”

by kokocacalalalala September 11, 2025

Pooning

(Verb) The act of absolutely doming someone in the head with a Harpoon.

"I Just absolutely Pooned that shitter!"
"I got so many kills pooning on PF yesterday, they call me the Poonmaster"

by The Poonmaster September 14, 2025

noise poozing

the action of taking a sound wave or musical vibration and twisting/warping it into something strange and new.

that ultra-phaser pedal really likes to noise pooze your guitar tone.

try noise poozing the vocal track so it sounds fucked.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008