pooch pads

Large pads used to soften landing while pooching.

"Make sure you don't miss the pooch pads and break your leg like that retard Kevin"

by Niq Hallgren January 22, 2006

poocumber

A crap so big it looks like a cucumber. Doesn't necessarily have to be green.

I just took the biggest dump in your mom's bathroom, man. We're talking one poocumber after another!

by dpaulbarrett1 January 6, 2010

Pooched

The meaning of pooch is similar to being "Done" Or "Finished" The word is now used in all sorts of conversations to date.

Poochied: Is more of a word for stoners; after they smoked a big dart, drank a 6 to a 12 pack.. If they are really loaded they might say they are "Pickled"

I just took the longest shit to date. I'm Pooched, I'm drained, I'm going the fuck to bed.

This cigerette is finished, it's pooched.
I'm baked like a lays chip i'm pooched.

by 613tdm April 26, 2011

Crotch Pooch

noun: a fatty buldge in the crotch area on indians

That's the primest crotch pooch I have ever seen!

by Brittany February 6, 2005

Scoot the pooch

to "haul ass", or run from something, or hurry.

"Oh soot, it's the popo, scoot the pooch!"

by Tragonan January 22, 2009

pooching

to be hanging about. like cotch

i was just pooching round my homegyals yard

by Koonalie September 22, 2005

poochie pie

Nickname used by MJA for the dog Snowball.

Poochie pie would you like to go to OTB?

by Annie February 4, 2003