Pooch

A long lost mate who moves to the Gold Coast to become a full time faggot, Posting shitty bar tending and food trends along with gay selfies on social media.

Pissy 1: Ohh man we should definitely take some selfies of us looking suave before we go out
Pissy 2 : don't be a fucking pooch bro.

by Eggyg94 December 17, 2015

hench pooch

a masculine girl, possibly with big muscles

your a hench poocher

by shizzzzzzzzle March 21, 2007

Smoochen Pooches

When two guy best friends like each other so much that you could imagine them giving each other a lil smooch at the club. They are just so close and so obsessed with one another. The tie each other’s shoes, get dressed up and have a photo shoot together, and they come up with little inside jokes no one else understands.

Oh did you see Jake and Kyle last night? Oh yeah they were smoochen pooches.

by Bdawg612 August 4, 2022