pooning

The ancient druid art of entering an individual via the chocolate canal with a rod like device, also known as a poon stick. This art is thought to have died out around 654BC, but was recently revived in Putney, London on 1/1/04. Let's all twat Arthur if he ever finds that damn poonstick again.

Little Timmy was somewhat unfortunate to die from infection after just his first pooning session

by Captain Poostick January 14, 2004

Pwning Nubs

the act of dropping a deuce

dude1: hey guys I'll brb I gotta go pwn nubs
dude2: why do you have to tell us every time your pwning nubs man?

by Jing1ez March 3, 2010

fire poking

when your partner leans over, exposing butt hole. than you run, head first, at your partner. when your head is fully lodged in ass, you procede to stand up straight, and bounce. your head will be saturated in hot sause, to help stimulate.

My cousin was fire poking his fiance, but he was sent to the hospital because he passed out from lack of oxygen!!!

by kiwi1313 August 24, 2008

Peninger

The application of a finger as a substituite for a penis (in some cases, transplanted) especially the thumb for extra leverage and stimulation.
Also double peninger for anal stimulation also.

a peninger a day helps you work, rest and play

by Lambchops_rare2010 July 11, 2010

Poringe

To go on a porn binge.

A:Dude, where were you last night?

B:Sorry man, I was on a poringe.

by Unceunce!! October 18, 2010

cell phoning

girls or fags who use a cell phone on vibrate as a dildo to achieve sexualy stimulation

sally cell phoned last night then went off gnoming

by Petesfat@petesfat@BL April 5, 2005

Poking the bear

When a man sticks his dick in his spouse when she is tired, ready to go to sleep and not dtf.

I was in my bed after a long day at work when I felt something poke me from behind. I asked my man what he was doing. He replied "I'm 'Poking the Bear'"

by Michial Verganman November 10, 2017