penicycle

A chick in the neiborhood who is ridden by everyone and everybody gets a turn in riding her. Basicially a slut.

Damn you sick fuck you hit the penicycle? you better get yourself checked out

by Natdizzledawg December 12, 2006

Halifax Police

A city in Canada where there are only four policeman, who sit at the top of a tower with a bag of tex mex and maple syrup. To identify one of the four, just look for a man with an inspector hat on and eating a bag of tex mex.

Foreigner: Hey look at that scrub with the inspector hat and eating tex mex out of a bag!

Halifax Native: Yo, don't mess that is one of our four members of the Halifax Police

by The Drews 1B September 16, 2011

Grammar Police

When someone petty looks at your texts, emails or social media posts and checks for grammatical errors.

But I'm sure you're going to proofread my text and Grammar Police me right now since you have nothing else. Keep your Grammar Cred up...

by Terry Bad Ice January 15, 2019

Pda police

A particular individual that walks in on people at the wrong time, if someone is making out, which is a form of PDA; Public Display of Affection, this specific person will always catch these people doing nasty things. The two individuals are most likely PDA-heavy and enjoy attention on them. The pda police will make an attempt to stop these actions by giving them a pda ticket, a pda ticket is a ticket that two individuals get when they get caught doing something that is showing too much pda

"Stop groping me! The PDA police is coming!!"

by sistershook123 March 30, 2019

Stoner Panic Mentality (SPM)

Differs from your typical pot-smoking paranoiac in that, due to vast inferiority complexes paired with unresolved childhood issues in tandem with delusions of grandeur compounded by the vast amounts of cannabis smoked since early teenage years, this blend of smoker vacillates between seeing himself as a hero one moment, picked-on the next. Warning: is ready to snap at any moment if either his self-heroics or “victim status” are threatened.

“Brandon’s Stoner Panic Mentality (SPM) must’ve kicked in ‘cause he just threatened to choke the life out of that guy over nothin’.”

“You know a 45-year-old man’s got Stoner Panic Mentality (SPM) of if he offered to bring a doctor’s note to work after staying home ‘cause he’s too stoned to come in to the office.”

by Rawty Rawty Piper October 14, 2009

hip hop police

The hip hop police is a term used in the hip-hop industry for an NYPD department devoted to criminal activity within the Hip-Hop industry. Originating in New York and spreading to Police Departments of several cities. They are obviously mocked and disrespected within the hip hop industry for their overly aggresive investigations and constant stalking of high-profile rap artists. Usually the hip hop police don't take in artists to jail but offer them a deal to say a few names and they will be let go. Which unfortunately if you haven't noticed not many have been to jail as of late.

Quote from 50 Cent off the track "I Don't Know Officer" from the Get Rich or Die Trying Movie Soundtrack.

"ah, I don't know nothin 'bout dro or hash
Coke, dope, ex, dust or crystal meth
Nah, I'm just tryin to rap to get some cash
Keep the Hip Hop Police off my ass"

by Paddyking November 22, 2006

Military Police

the worlds best high speed chase solvers, they dont take no crap.

i was worried those pussy cops would never pull him over, then he got onto the military base, that ended it quick.

by drew April 24, 2005