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by big_al's_bf June 16, 2022
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Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.
I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.
by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023
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pillow poker

A male who cannot find another means of sexual satisfaction beyond himself and regrettably uses a pillow to fulfill the lack of game in the field.
You won't talk to her because you ain't nothin but a hopeless pillow poker.
by Stunningstallion69 October 20, 2022
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poker plans

Nananan Nananana Nananana! I wanna rob a train, like I’m in Lemoyne yah! Rob it, grab it, shoot it, plan it Dutchie, I’m with you. I Won’t be like John he ran away from you! And after, Micah’s rattin’ to the law, betraying you. Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I shoot his face Show him I’m with dutch Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I love you Dutch But please fix those plans Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I’ve got a plan, Arthur!" Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I got a plan Arthur!"
by LightSwigger December 23, 2023
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Mediocre Poker

A person of the opposite sex who does not perform well sexually.
Yeah but she freaked out when I licked her asshole, turned out to be a mediocre poker.
by Jonathan A. Duncan March 24, 2011
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Poker puppy

by Amoreeeelus July 18, 2024
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poker brian

A poker Brian is defined as someone who sucks out and then thinks they are a genius for it. This can be applied to any poker game whenever they think they're good for getting lucky.
That guy got so lucky on the river but totally went poker Brian on me and thought he was a genius.
by B4032883 February 9, 2023
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