Ploader

Ploader is a term for a cock that is abnormally formed and ugly to look at.

Don’t go out with Jared I hear he has a Ploader.

by VinceNeilMotleyCrue December 7, 2025

Ploody

A universally reliable friend.

"MY PLOODY!'

"Yeah, that's my Ploody."

by Lioskip January 25, 2026

com plod

community support officer

cummunity support officer, com plod

by psychobabble the mc September 12, 2009

Slime Plort

Ports you get from Slimes in Slime rancher when they decide to poop.

My slime just pooped and now I got a plort. Slime Plort

by Slime Plorts September 23, 2022

Prod Plod

Someone who invades your space while walking, causing you to move or get annoyed by them.

Person 1: *Walks into Person 2's private space

Person 2: "Stop being such a prod plod!"

by Filling up the jar March 28, 2026

Donkey Plod

the action of a neurotypical individual capitalising off the innovations of a neurodivergent individual - effectively performing the obvious steps from start to finish without any creativity or additional contributions, taking credit for the idea as if it was their own.

Mia spent weeks researching and proposing a new integration system, and amongst the stress ends up burning herself out; Lucas casually approaches to fill in and implements the steps Mia laid out. He receives the credit for the amazing work as if it was his own - total Donkey Plod.

by whosyourdani October 27, 2025

On the plod

when ugly birds cruise for sex.

that slapper was on the plod alright.

by On the plod January 26, 2015