Pikey

(1) A slang term for a Gypsy/Townie/Wanderer. Usually used in a derogatory way.
See; Gypsy and Bum

(2)A Rare and Reclusive Creature is Pikey.
This ½ Mexican, ½ Caucasian male's brain is nearly completely destroyed after years of heavy drinking, and drug abuse.
Also goes by the names of Mike, Michael, and That Guy.
Identifiable Traits;
-Talks from the side of his mouth
-Almost always wears completely or nearly completely black clothing
-wears a (black of course) fitted baseball cap

Hey, Look... It's That guy.
You mean Mike?
Nahh man, That's Pikey.

by Lil' Joe December 29, 2005

Pikeophobia

An exaggerated fear that a friend will pike out or bail on you for a pre-arranged meeting.
This phobia is usually suffered by those with very, very unreliable pals.

I'm supposed to catch up with Noodle on the weekend, but I just *know* she's going to pike on me. I have pikeophobia.

by L.A.R.S.O. May 2, 2006

pikestaff

Penis

Can also be used as a derogatory term.

That guy has a huge pikestaff

That guy is a huge pikestaff

by LubyLu May 9, 2006

Plickens

The presumptuous act of ejaculating into a dead chicken.

"Dude, Anthony's going to PLICKENS!"

by Geralld December 5, 2018

nikey pikey

people from a poorer background who somehow manage to wear expensive sports equipment.

these people hang around in gangs and resemble the cartoon 'ratboy' from the 'Viz comic'

by dirty kev October 8, 2003

piker

one who will request an event, yet at the time of actualization for the event, they cancel.

Miss B requested an orgy, but at the time they were offered such a sexual event, they became a piker.

by anarchy May 6, 2003

Piker

Usually a Sales Term: Refers to a prospective customer who promises they want to buy & never follows through. Someone who refuses to just say no & continues to give you the run around. Someone who says one thing and backs out.

That Guy said he wanted to buy a 1200$ ad, and now he wont answer the phone, fucking piker.

by KBizzle123 April 8, 2011