playing without a goalie

Having sex without protection, specifically for the purpose of trying to get pregnant.

Are you and your wife playing without a goalie yet?

by cribbage guy April 28, 2004

playing god

A term for creating or destroying at will, without thinking of illegal consequences. Some one who thinks oneself is god.

Adolf Hitler was playing god til U.S. crushed his Nazi ass.

by Bear9000000 April 24, 2010

Playing the Porcelain Trumpet

When a person farts loudly before pooing. The noise is amplified by the hollow bowl of the toilet.

After a long night competitive beer drinking, i awoke to my roomate playing the porcelain trumpet.

by joshuah! September 28, 2006

ploping

Covering one's testicles in pasta sauce and telling people they are meatballs.

Jeff got drunk and was ploping the entire time he was at the party on Friday.

by daman1127 September 19, 2013

playing plinko

When you push out a fart and a little piece of poop rolls down your pant leg followed by a leg shake and a turdball rolling away, not to be confused with sharting which is magical surprise diharrea mistaken for a harmless fart.

Last night i drank so much tequila that when i woke up, i had to fart but ended up playing plinko in front of my parents at the breakfast table, and my dog thought it was a whisker biscuit and ate it.

by Justin Koehler May 14, 2005

playing weight

a state of physical/mental fitness at which a person can perform a given task most effectively. a person will be off their playing weight due to many factors.

Physical fitness:
"Hey let's play basketball tomorrow." "Okay, but not for too long, I'm not at my playing weight."

Mental fitness:
"David just had a tough breakup, and he's not ready to date yet. He hasn't been single in so long, he needs to meet some girls at bars and get back to his playing weight."

Skill sharpness:
"I can't play poker yet. Let me have a couple of beers so I can get to my playing weight."

by Papa Nooch December 30, 2008

playing videogames

also known as smokin weed.

parent: what did you do in tommy's house?
kid: we were playing videogames.
parent: oh, sounds like fun!

by 5150 August 1, 2004