Persian empire

The first the trans continental empire.

It's the first Persian empire which includes asia,Europe and Africa

by Tommy shi February 9, 2021

Chicken Parmesian

The act of jacking off while playing X-Box or any other video.

Gamer1: Dude why'd are sucking so much at Search and Destroy today?
Gamer2: Dude sorry. I just chicken parmesianed.

by PoopFaceMcGee May 12, 2010

Persian penis

As a persian woman I can say our men are not so exaggerated hung.

Small (4 inches) to average (5.3 inches ) is reality. I'm talking about Persian average. I still wonder about that top definition here lol, that must have written some persian guy by itself.

Persian woman: I'm gonna marry only Persian guys. What about you?

Me : Nope.

Her : why not?

Me : I'm not into Persian penis.

by Carla89 January 14, 2018

Persianfootball

1. Clinical term for repressed homosexuality often brought on by sexual trauma from incest.

2. A name for an entirely un-witty, obnoxious kitten.

3. A word used to describe unwatchable, unskilled soccer.

1. That young boys inability to sustain an erection with a girl or farm animal is a clear sign of Persianfootball.

2. "Oh no here comes Persianfootball to ruin another thread."

by Sinbad Farouk May 6, 2008

persian perfume

To expell gas in one's face creating a foul smell similar to that of a paki or indian person's natural body odor.

The porta-potty was steaming with a pungent dose of persian perfume.

by "Deepthroat Dean" Simmons June 11, 2006

persian goddess

persian goddess

this is actually supposed to be an IRONIC term.

persian women tend to be less attractive on average to other ethnicities, a persian goddess is an arab or indian woman who looks beautiful and persian men fall for.

persian men call these arab or indian women 'persian goddesses'

persian guy: *Drool* wow, look at that sexy brown babe, she's a goddess!

persian guy 2: yeah, i think she's arab or indian?

persian guy 1: yeah, she a persian goddess!

by yukosu87 January 13, 2011

persian wifflebat

When a lady does a gentleman from behind with a strap-on. The rapid motion causes the testicles to smack against the penis, resembling a bat hitting balls.

"Hey Stumo, wanna persian wifflebat?"

"Naw, man i cant afford it, plus that shit hurts."

by Class of '07 April 15, 2007