periodic table

menstrual calendar.

She had her periodic table commited to memory and the elements, this night, were perfectly aligned. Nestor was gonna be a Daddy, whether he liked it or not.

by Pbaddy August 18, 2009

period

Funniest thing ever. Tell your guy friends all about it, it makes them squirm and gives you power over them.

Carla: GUESS WHAT DJ
DJ: whut
Carla: Yesterday.... I sneezed... and my period flooded 8D
DJ: D: ewwwwww

by adghsrgjsjgfg April 4, 2009

Periodt

A term used by “quirky” white girls that think they are funny but in reality have nothing better to do. A “funny” misspelling of period which is often said to punctuate a sentence.

Person A: *Posts a video of Nicki Minaj’s Roman Holiday*

And thats the tea! Periodt sis! 👄💅🤪

Anyone else with a functioning brain: Please shut the fuck up.

by Viddieviddievi August 2, 2019

periodt

only stupid hoes use this word

nadia: I am a queen point blank PERIODT

by Anonymous 382919 May 16, 2019

Period Pocket

The pocket in a girls bag that a males should never enter; containing tampons, sanitary towels, condoms etc

"my boyfriend was looking for my phone in my bag and went into my period pocket,he nearly had a heart attack"

by itjgejg March 28, 2009

period

put simply, what you saw in 28 days later applied to women, they enter a state of perpetual intense rage and begin spewing blood while attempting to rip shreds out of the uninfected (the men). luckily it does not contaminate on contact.

period infection stage -
man: you know <woman>.. its such a nice night..
woman: $!&~%!!!!
man: holy-
"ahhhhhgtklhky!!!" *tear, rip, bite...gargle*
.....*angry breathing*...

by euanftw January 16, 2008

period

The menstruation cycle happens once a month every 27-30 days. Tiny cells that get fertilized when you are pregnant, come out of your body in a blood like form because when they enter your uterus they collect a lot of blood and then leave the body. This occurs because the body produces eggs so you can get pregnant, but when they are not being used they leave the body, therefore you get your period once a month. Some girls can get their period from age 9-18. Side-effects include; bloating, cramps, fatigue, vomitting, and others.

I got my period this morning, and my stomache kills like fuck.

by Melissa Ann x3 October 1, 2005