period pooh

sum stupid shit bitches came up with

“niggas ain’t shit”
“omg period pooh”

by fatcunt101 May 22, 2019

period cramps

when it’s that time of the month and you feel like someone is quite literally stabbing you with a fucking knife into your uterus and it makes you want to punch the first person you see

i’m on my period and these period cramps make me want to throw myself off a cliff

by ihateveryone12345 August 21, 2020

Period Fart

When you fart on your period and a bubbly blood explodes inside your pads and high waist boxer brief panties!

You must only period fart inside your new high waist boxer brief panties, which it's best to merilly bleed inside your new high waist boxer brief panties and which it's a lovely reason to cry!

by Arturo Bhutan April 29, 2019

7th period

Torture.

Math.

The most boring period ever, in which you sit and stare at an untalented teacher and slam your head s hard as you can on your desk until you kill yourself.

Ugh. 7th Period math. Can I go die now?

by Bone_Co11ector December 12, 2016

observation period

The period of time when you’re casually fucking a guy you used to date, and you’re assessing whether or not he has the emotional capacity to potentially be in a relationship with again, and if you even want to try to be anything other than friends who have great sex rock out and celebrate life a couple times a month. Also, it’s so much fucking fun and you don’t want that to stop or change so it’s an excellent way to maximize the fun, to stretch out the observation period. This amount of time is unspecified. Most likely lasts as long as it takes for one of the parties involved to freak out.

Michael, I didn’t say I wanted you to be my boyfriend?! This is still the observation period, I’m observing you, and you are observing me too, really.

by Shifty McGillycuddy November 13, 2022

Period fart

Smellier than a dead skunk in a garbage can.
The smell gets stuck to her pad and keeps lofting about.

Your girl roles over and lets out a smelly bubbly fart while on her period. This is a period fart.

by Period fart October 4, 2017

period sneeze

when you're on your period and you sneeze and you can feel a little of your period flow onto your pad from the two vagina flabs. grossest feeling ever.

*sneezes and stands up*
person 1: OH MY GOSH YOU HAVE A RED DOT ON YOUR ASS
person 2: holy fuck, i just period sneezed.

by omgomgomgperiod October 30, 2010