by fatcunt101 May 23, 2019
when it’s that time of the month and you feel like someone is quite literally stabbing you with a fucking knife into your uterus and it makes you want to punch the first person you see
by ihateveryone12345 August 21, 2020
When you fart on your period and a bubbly blood explodes inside your pads and high waist boxer brief panties!
You must only period fart inside your new high waist boxer brief panties, which it's best to merilly bleed inside your new high waist boxer brief panties and which it's a lovely reason to cry!
by Arturo Bhutan April 29, 2019
The period of time when you’re casually fucking a guy you used to date, and you’re assessing whether or not he has the emotional capacity to potentially be in a relationship with again, and if you even want to try to be anything other than friends who have great sex rock out and celebrate life a couple times a month. Also, it’s so much fucking fun and you don’t want that to stop or change so it’s an excellent way to maximize the fun, to stretch out the observation period. This amount of time is unspecified. Most likely lasts as long as it takes for one of the parties involved to freak out.
Michael, I didn’t say I wanted you to be my boyfriend?! This is still the observation period, I’m observing you, and you are observing me too, really.
by Shifty McGillycuddy November 14, 2022
Torture.
Math.
The most boring period ever, in which you sit and stare at an untalented teacher and slam your head s hard as you can on your desk until you kill yourself.
Math.
The most boring period ever, in which you sit and stare at an untalented teacher and slam your head s hard as you can on your desk until you kill yourself.
by Bone_Co11ector December 12, 2016
Smellier than a dead skunk in a garbage can.
The smell gets stuck to her pad and keeps lofting about.
The smell gets stuck to her pad and keeps lofting about.
by Period fart October 04, 2017
when you're on your period and you sneeze and you can feel a little of your period flow onto your pad from the two vagina flabs. grossest feeling ever.
*sneezes and stands up*
person 1: OH MY GOSH YOU HAVE A RED DOT ON YOUR ASS
person 2: holy fuck, i just period sneezed.
person 1: OH MY GOSH YOU HAVE A RED DOT ON YOUR ASS
person 2: holy fuck, i just period sneezed.
by omgomgomgperiod October 29, 2010