peckertrish

1) Part-time shelf-stocker; full-time MILF
2) An aspiring fluffer with dreams of porn star greatness in the spirit of “Debbie Does Dallas”. ie. “PeckerTrish Does Pennsyltucky”
3) To defend one’s brainfarts by rebuffing: “Asshole!”, especially when publicly called out for random acts of boneheadedness

1) That peckertrish should stop fluffing the customers and start restocking the acai berry pills. She’ll never make commission that way.
2) That peckertrish should stop restocking the acai berry pills and start fluffing the customers. She’ll never get discovered that way.
3) You don’t need to explain , just peckertrish: “Peckerneck, I was replying to the next-to-last post, half-way down on the left side of the previous page. Don’t laugh at me. Asshole!”

by Peckermora December 22, 2008

Arctic Pecker

The shrivelling of ones penis due to cold weather systems and/or penis submersion in cold water

"It's too cold for sex darling, ive got an Arctic Pecker"

by Captain Skeenmouse March 16, 2005

Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker

(n.) A black chick with braces.

See Pecker Wrecker

Shanti is one Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker, I oughta drop a Cleveland Steamer on her.

by Thor November 4, 2004

big pecker treker

One who has many one night stands just to find the biggest penis to settle down with...

Jane: "Mom, are you satisfied with dad's umm... size???"

Mom: "Of course dear! I am a Big Pecker Treker from way back and you will be satisfied too once you snag yourself a big un..."

by amos quito April 29, 2005

double decker pecker wreckers

orthodontic braces for straightening teeth

It was REAL scary when Rita came down on me with her double decker pecker wreckers.

by Deborah Lee July 19, 2006

pecker

UK Usage...

this is one of those *funky* double entendres that I absolutely love... In the UK, pecker does not mean a dick. )It's used in the expression "keep your pecker up", which means "cheer up!"

"Keep your pecker up, dude! Everything's gonna be ok". In the US, I guess, that will mean "Get a hard on now, dude" (lol)

by Koocachoo August 10, 2004

chook pecker

One who is slow and incompetent at typing.

MSN conversations with John take hours; he's a real chook pecker.

by And Prowse October 31, 2004