Peeted

Nickname my Pa gave me.

"Me and Peeted went fishing today"
"Eating Wendy's with Peeted, I'll bring you a burger back"

by Imisswotlk May 19, 2018

Peef

To fart out of your penis.

Hey Jason, did you just peef?

by CVS_Security November 5, 2018

Peefo

A young child (under the age of 18) who are attracted to older people (over the age of 50)

Jimmy:I love the look of Danny de vito
John:what a fucking peefo

by Smartboiwhomakeswurds January 4, 2019

Peef

The practice of Peef is to have a case of such explosive shits that you rocket yourself through the ceiling. It also is when some one shits so hard they tear a hole in their pants or their toilet. The last person to have a case of Peef launched themselves into orbit and was hit by a Satilite, this tragic story is a prime example of why you should wish to never have peef, this is why you never want to go to Chipotle.

Damn bro I just had the biggest fucking Peef ever my house broke.!

by Rscott1st January 25, 2019

Peenthwack

The sound a flaccid penis makes when hitting a face.

My peenthwack is thunderous

by God King Jai February 18, 2019

peefext

(Adj.) describes an impressive and arousing item, be it an action or circumstance.

John Krasinski in a sweater is peefext.

by RawWisdom March 8, 2019

Peestick

A alternative way to say penis
Also used as a bypass to say penis on Roblox

"Hey dude my peestick is so big"

"Shut up and suck my peestick"

by Cardhozo May 19, 2019