wank paradox

Wanking whilst thinking about someone that's wanking whilst thinking about you wanking whilst...

Dude, I got stuck in a wank paradox with your dad last night

by Wirey Streak of Piss March 9, 2011

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Time Paradox

An event where an entity from a different timeline appears in present time when it is not supposed to be.

Guy 1: I was playing Sonic 06...

Guy 2: Yeah...

Guy 1: A guy from the future came out of no where...

Guy 2: Go on...

Guy 1: ...and nearly killed Sonic.

Guy 2: OH FUCK NO

Guy 1: YEAH, TIME PARADOX!

by Teslarossa May 12, 2013

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Blowjob Paradox

Telling your date that you have to get going and they become so insecure they insist you come in and you end up getting a blowjob .

I told her I had to get up early for a meeting but she wouldn’t let me leave and I ended up getting the best blow job ever. That never happens I must’ve ended up in a blowjob paradox .

by MIKErophoneLA August 9, 2018

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Leorio Paradinight

Big daddy leorio is the father figure to gon a green haired child. He will protect gon with his life. Hes also studying to become a doctor.

Wow Leorio Paradinight is so cute istg I just want to marry him and bake cookies with his and have 26284638 children.

by iloveshoji January 15, 2021

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celebrity car parade

1. A line of expensive or flashy cars outside an exclusive club or restaurant.
2. The name of a website dedicated to covering celebrities and their cars.

We were standing in front of the club and Twista pulled up in a Mercedes-Benz S600, R. Kelly followed behind him in a Maybach, and behind him Fat Joe rolled up in a brand-new Escalade. It was a total celebrity car parade.

by DJ Ellioto January 4, 2008

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