peter parker

When doing a girl from behind, one pulls out his penis just before finishing and releases his manly juice in his hand. He then spits on the woman's back so she believes he has finished on her, when she turns around the man throws his discharge into her face and yells "PETER PARKER!!"

she was blinded for life as a result of his peter parker.

by jon abbot August 7, 2007

Panberf

Noun.
Term used when two squadmates use strategies and tactics to completely overwhelm and decimate the enemy.
Usually used in the popular first person, multiplayer shooter:
Battlefield: Bad Company 2.

Guy 1: Yeah we lost pretty bad.
Guy 2: Yup, they totally pulled a panberf on us.

by Mahzorimpan April 13, 2010

floormatt parker

to take a fat, wet shit on the floor, adjacent to entry, of a public establishment. similar to dirty bruno

i hated that place, so i took a mean floormatt parker in front of the entrance

by jose suarez May 9, 2006

noah parker

the most beautifulest man to ever walk this earth! he is a sexy man and should never forget! he is the man of every girls dreams . usually blonde with green eyes has the most sexiest under wear! everything about him is just lovely . he is usually called boobear by this girl who she loves him alot!

kayla: who is that sexy man

john: oh its noah parker

by ploop plop August 6, 2012

Peter Parker

When a man or woman fingers themselves with only the middle finger and ring finger, so that when fingering themselves they're hand looks like Spiderman's hand while shooting webs. People usually think about Peter Parker / Spiderman while doing this (because people are nasty fucks).

My wife Peter Parkered herself while watching a Spiderman movie last night.

by Azzazicc May 16, 2016

Ryan Parker

The hottest guys in the world . Blonde and rllllyyyy cute . Makes rly cute gestures when he likes u like holds ur hand. Kinda a player but no one cares he’s hotttt

Damn i wish I was ryan Parker’s girl

by Emilyhooker November 21, 2019

trey parker

a man who gave earth a great gift...
south park

trey parker and matt stone...god bless you

by south park fanatic December 30, 2007