Paavni

Paavni is a beautiful girl who is soft and fragile on the inside, playing a hard to crack shell on the outside. Her loud voice and laugh that can be heard for miles rings in the ears of the ones around her who all share the same thought: "Paavni is loud." Though Paavni's shell may be hard, once you get through you will never regret it, though you may lose your hearing.

"Oh I love Paavni! She is such a joy to be around."

by What's your favoriteidea? April 2, 2017

love parade

used to be huge, but nobody goes there anymore, because rave is so passé and it's not too hot too see skinny old gay guys in neon bodypaint.
the parade always leaves a gigantic trail of trash an feces the removal of which costs a lot of money.

there was this one mandy moore movie, in which she was the first daughter and wanted to go to the love parade desperately. it was hilarious, because in reality at least the people from europe know it's so dead there.

by icandoitbetter March 27, 2005

parade of wrinkles

a crowded room full of old people.

i went to thrift town on monday and they had a parade of wrinkles going on.

by george January 20, 2005

Ass Parade

While in one location, often unexpectedly, many hot girls walk past in a seeming continuous fashion. It seems like it never ends.

Guy 1: Holy Shit, man its an ass parade in here.
Guy 2: I know this is why I love our school.

I was just chilling eating lunch and suddenly an ass parade convened in front of me.

by //dcalltheway// February 20, 2011

paracleat

1. a rare form of half cling-on half parakeet.
known for it's talons resembling human hands. It also has a man-like face with a small mustache looking upper tooth used for cracking piggy banks.

2. a nagging woman.

3. baseball shoes.

"Excuse me Mr. Kimple, but your paracleat gives better massages than you do!"

She was a paracleat, and he wanted nothing to do with her.

"Grab your paracleats, gentlemen!"

by Dafigliao February 4, 2010

Paracornagus

noun; A mythical creature originating from the northern regions of Singapore said to be colored brown and covered in hickey's because its amazingly hot and sexy horse-like body.

The Paracornagus is described as a Paraplegic unicorn with Pegasus like wings.

The Paracornagus is closely related to the Paracorn.

Devon: is that a paracorn?

Richard: No! its got wings, it must be a paracornagus

by Braiden Donaven May 18, 2010

para-literate

1. a : uneducated, cultured. b : unable to do much reading or writing.

2. an unbelievable penchant for poor grammar and extremely bad spelling;

SEE - Bill.

As a dyslexic para-literate, English was his a second language, but he had no first, and everything he wrote sounded like broken Shakespeare.

by the Professor from Podunk January 2, 2011