Panning Heads in

Assaulting ones enemy with a pan of some vartiety

"Dan, Wez called you a snake"
"Arrrr I'm gonna start panning heads in"

by Yes connnnnnnn February 14, 2012

Panning for turds

The perverse and possibly masochistic pleasure of seeking situations that are likely to cause oneself to be outraged or offended, in order to be being outraged or offended by them.

"I just posted this cry-laughing Charltie Brooker quote on Twitter, only to get jumped on by tweeps pointing out my technical inaccuracies."

Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".

by Lady Beefcake January 19, 2013

pairing whore

A character in fan fiction that is/can be/ has been paired up with just about any male and/or female character from the original work. Whether it is out of character (also know as OC) or not.

Haruno Sakura (from Naruto) has been paired or has fallen in love with just about anyone as has Hermione Granger thus making them pairing whores.

by Kurama_Bookworm127 July 18, 2013

painting the room

Standing up right before ejaculation amd spinning as fast as you can so that you cover the walls.

Where is Bobby?

Oh he is painting the room.

by Provoked January 28, 2014

painting the drive

having sex with a girl whilst she's on her period then wiping your penis on her lower stomach

He do you mind if I help by painting the drive tonight? 'Ok but we'll need a towel for afterwards...'

by the54 January 30, 2014

painting the white roses red

Having sex when on your period: thus resulting in the male genitalia being "painted" red from menstrual blood.

Hey girl, wanna paint the white roses red later? "Painting the white roses red"

by Hippoguru September 16, 2016

Painting the canvas

When you are about to ejaculate during intercourse and opt to pull out and blow your load all over your significant other's torso.

Painting the Canvas is my favorite form of birth control.

by thegreatretailcaper July 23, 2016