Nik Nak Paddy Whack

Hiring someone to kill somebody else with a porcelain doll in a rice paddy.

I hired him to do a Nik Nak Paddy Whack but he got caught half way through

by paddywhacker17 May 6, 2011

Paddling

form of friendly wheeling where what you say is supposed to be nice and cute, but no wheeling/ attempting to pick up is intended.
It can said as "paddles" depending on the context.

bob- you're so cute nicole!
steve- you wheeling that?
bob- no, just paddling.

joe- you're soo beautiful.
sam- are you trying to pick me up, or is that just your paddles?

by Tgregsz January 26, 2010

Padded Jack

Item of clothing worn on the medieval battlefields. Comprises 42 layers of wool and linen, soaked in either vinegar, salt water, wine or urine to make them stiff and tough to break through. Often either tied or buckled at the front, hence the modern word "jacket". Mostly foot soldiers and Billmen would wear them, as they were the poorer ranks and would not neccessarily own plate armour.

See above

by Taz June 2, 2004

paddling

The act of paddling a canoe or kayak.

Larry: Hey Anne, do you want to go paddling with me?

Anne: Where are you thinking of going?

Larry: The Ichetucknee River it is a clear spring river run that goes into the Santa Fe River, I think you'll love it?

Anne: Sure!

by mlhiss April 2, 2008

Paddle Axe

Any video game paddle belonging to Next Gen consoles like XBOX 360 and PS3.

Give me the paddle axe.
Anyone seen my wireless paddle axe?

by Adam Duguay February 18, 2008

padded bus

The sped bus that is also padded on the outside... can't be too careful when transporting speds!

Girl 1: Hey, look! It's the sped bus!!
Girl 2: Is it... padded on the outside?!
Girl 1: Yeah I think it is!
Girl 2: The speds ride the padded bus, yo!

by deliah May 2, 2008

goo paddle

When a guy ejaculates in his hand and smacks a girl across the face like a paddle.

After I nutted I hit that bitch with a goo paddle.

by Jumpoff A Bridge Mixtape!! May 21, 2008