put a lid on it

it means " to shut up:

put a lid on it, to speak a lot,
put a lid on it, u r confused

by doonites October 12, 2007

putang

(P00"TaNG") A Slang word used to describe female genitals. Often combined with the word "Pie".

Hey Baby, how's about you let me eat some of your sweet Pootang Pie.

by Captain Jack Sparrow August 27, 2003

I'll put a ring on that

A phrase that's commonly used to project favor towards another phrase or statement. Also used to express one's willingness or desire to marry a particular individual.

Ben- "Dude, Megan Fox said in an interview with GQ that she loves to smoke weed!"

Mitch- "I'll put a ring on that."

by bencalpink July 14, 2009

Put a banana in your ear

A very famous phrase and song used in the popular youtube video "Charlie the Unicorn 2". In the video two unicons come up to Charlie and they want him to come along with them to see the Banana King but of course Charlie doesn't want to go because the last time he followed these strange unicorns he lost his kidney. But for some reason he goes anyway. But near the end of the episode they find a strange slug with a santa hat on. The slug soon begins to sing the "Put a banna in your ear" song...

Charlie you look quite down
With your big sad eyes
And your big fat frown
The world doesn't have to be so gray
Charlie when your life's a mess
When your feeling blue
Or are in distress
I know what can wipe that sad away
All you have to do is
Put a banana in your ear (a banana in my ear?)
Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear
It's true (says who?)
So true
Once it's in your gloom will disappear
The bad in the world is hard to hear
When in your ear a banana cheers
So go and put a banana in your ear
Put a banana in your ear (I'd rather keep my ear clear)
You will never be happy
If you live your life in fear
It's true! (says you)
So true!

When it's in the skies are bright and clear
Oh, every day of every year
The sun shines bright in this big blue sphere
So go and put a banana in your
Earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by Goldenfur productions August 6, 2011

Put a Cap on it

In reference to condoms (contraception or birth control) and young people in or around and definitely below the age of 25 i.e. not yet fully neurologically mature, complete in education or naïve on work experience. - And still paying through the roof for car insurance!

The act of putting a cap on it of course prevents teenage pregnancy or the old 16 year cycle.

Mandem 1: Hey did you hear, chef just had his 4th child and he's only 21!

Mandem 2: Shit son; he should have learned in college to put a cap on it (his penis). Now he's gonna be stuck in that restaurant kitchen most of his life!

Mandem 3: If this carries on; Jesus Christ - the country is fucked!

by The_Resurrected April 29, 2019

put a bag on da bih

In any case if something wrong but still wanna do it put a bag on da bih

If her face ain’t the prettiest put a bag on da bih

This sucks what am I supposed to do now put a bag on da bih

by TinaLilyJackson October 23, 2019

Put a mirror under their nose

If you think someone is dead, you put a mirror under their nose to check if their alive by seeing if the mirror fogs up or not.

Oh my! I think Frank's dead!

Put a mirror under their nose!

Oh. It's fogging up. Frank's just passed out face first from drinking too much. Silly Frank the Tank.

by GDSquared October 20, 2008