Penii

Plural of penis

One penis is a party, but two penii is just over doing it.

Having two penii is not quite the social norm.

by Hitokiri Tenrai May 2, 2004

peni

multiple weenies

I love peni

by austin November 14, 2003

Penile Mutilation

This is when a demon comes into ur room at night and shoves a large object or a power drill into your penis. Thus destroying your penis entirely and making you a chick. Ways to prevent the demons from coming in ur room: wear a male chastity belt, take a shite and draw a cross on ur door with the shit in the name of allah, hide ur cock in ur bed partner. If you get penis mutilated you become a penis mutilating demon, and are force to go around town shoving snickers and what not into other mens penises.

Omg Todd why is there a snickers in ur bloody ripped open penis!? Jimbo
Idk It must have been one of those evil penile mutilation demons!

by PhagPhucker April 1, 2008

Penii

The plural definition of penis. Everybody knows it.

Raynier - what's the plural of penis?
Kyle - penii of course.

by PraiseBathsheba September 23, 2013

penii

the plural of penis. much more fun than saying penises. :P

Person 1: whats the plural of penis?
Person 2: penii, duh.

by drama_queen_dani July 22, 2009

Peni

A more humorous way of saying penis.

Eww Grant has a hairy peni tip.

by KiBeCh January 27, 2009

Penile Scrump

A compound word, initially derived from the word Scrump (a verb which means 'to steal apples from an orchard'). The compound therefore is an act of stealing apples from an orchard, with ones cock.

Brian and Greg were so hungry that Penile Scrumping suddenly became a very tasteful proposition.

by omenofthedeep May 18, 2009