pat smear

The slightly older guy you all forget about who played in Nirvana and The Foo Fighters. Not as hot as Kurt, Dave or even Taylor Hawkins so nobody gives a shit. Also known for leaving Foo Fighters then coming back whenever he wants because he is a pretty good musician.

"You are the Pat Smear of this group."

"We need another member... Let's add a Pat Smear."

by MrsDaveGrohl October 7, 2016

Pat Jones

A method of convincing somebody you have a larger than normal sex-organ by making an Urban Dictionary post on yourself explaining the prior when in fact your reproduction tools are of Harbor Freight quality nicknamed "micro machines"

Yo, I think that fella just pulled a Pat Jones on that chick, shes totally questioning her iphone and his tiny bulge.

by Patty Mcjones February 26, 2009

Pat Robertson

Reverend, former Republican Party Presidental candidate, 700 Club host. Speaks That the Bible is the Truth which is correct. TV Host at CBN. A guy who isn't perfect but is closer than many of you on UD.

Pat Robertson is cool.

by Lilia October 2, 2005

Pat-the-Man

the action of grabbing anothers crotch in order to determine the gender of a suspected she-male.

I couldn't tell if he/she was a man or a woman so I had to pull a Mick Dundee and "Pat-the-Man "

by MO ODUM December 17, 2008

Pat colpoys

a raging deuschebag no matter where he lives who enjoys long walks on the beach sucking D.A dick and masturbating to dog fancy

Why is you dog fancy all sticky... did u pull a pat colpoys ?

by chafehey August 12, 2011

Pat Trick

The act in soccer when someone scores 4 goals in one game. Kind of like a hat trick but more awesome

Beninho: woah bro those 4 goals yesterday were awesome

Slivery: yea bro i think that was his first pat trick, he's so good im sure he'll make other ones

by Patinho October 7, 2013

Pat Pat

Mole rat or ball sack

Hey Bauer have you seen pat pat

by Heybuddyyy February 7, 2018