moist panties

Megan hates these words, together or separate.

The panties were moist, and it was gross. Moist panties

by meeps38 July 23, 2016

dyke panties

all nuns wear dykepanties
there to protect them from the lesbian nuns

Nun 1: did you hear about Matilda? i heard shes a lesbian! i hope she doesn't try anything with me!
Nun 2: Thats why you gotta get yourself some dyke panties! Their awesome nun reflecting powers stop lesbian nuns!
Nun 1: wow... thats tight.

by johnny56 April 12, 2007

Eggshell panties

When a girls pants get wet from dancing at a club and you bring her home. When she takes her underwear off you hear the crackling of the eggshell's in her underwear

Dancing at a club with a girl and you get her so wet that when you bring her home she drops her panties and you hear the crackling of the underwear or the "Eggshell Panties"

by LinkStink December 2, 2009

hitler's panties

Crusty panties that belonged to Mrs. Hitler that sold for almost $5000 usd.

Did you hear about hitler's panties?

by Rosxel September 18, 2020

granny panties

Underwear that ugly, fat, virgins wear. They are large, cotton, and go up to their belly button. The worst kind come in a $5 package of 8 from Walmart. If you see a girl wearing these run. This girl is a loser and doesn't deserve attenton. Her underwear choice is sin and she deserves to die alone and she probably will unless she changes her underwear.

My girlfriend wears granny panties, I made a terrible, terrible mistake.

by Larsisdead October 19, 2016

Pantless Krab

n. to be a traitor or liar
v. to betray

He defected faster than a Pantless Krab.
He was Pantless Krabbing both sides in the war.

by Omnicron September 19, 2003

soiled spit panties

The panties found on the dead corpse of Jonbenet Ramsey. Her panties were SOAKED with spit.

Patsy: Did you find my daughter's body?!
Officer: I'm sorry ma'am, we haven't...but we found her soiled spit panties.

by dirtybitannefrank February 5, 2014