mixing the paint

Sticking it one hole then the other.

Mixing the paint is not a rusty trombone...it's the other hole.

by Towely_jr December 3, 2013

Window Painting

One of meager mental capacity slapping their erect or flaccid penis against a clear pane of glass. Usually in a public setting to indicate either unparalleled elation or uncontrolled anxiety

Oh shit, is that Picasso? He window painting like a savage!

by Massivetrauma June 18, 2018

Wig painted

someone getting shot in the head blood spatters on to their face or head

Yo son tim got his wig painted

man i heard tim got his wig painted

by steven owns you February 29, 2008

Painting a fence

An unknown or undeclared reason of absence. Used mainly to describe a person who is absent as doing mundane work.

Person 1: where's dan?
Person 2: i don't know he might be painting a fence.

by Redant9000 September 23, 2019

Paint the stall

When you have explosive diarrhea and you barely get your pants off when your shit sprays at least 3 walls of a public bathroom stall.

I think I had food poisoning because I had to paint the stall on my way to work.

by Yourmommaspanties March 9, 2021

Paint Snot

Basically, paint snot/paint boogers are wet, combined, and made of paint

I had pull out some clump of my paint after I tried squeeze it out. Paint Snot

by Siblings_Fight July 1, 2023

painting curtains

Pleasuring a women with tounge in public

You see that guy in the lounge painting curtains?

by Bigcat69imlovinit June 14, 2017