When one man/buddy takes testosterone cream and puts it on his index or middle finger, inserts it into another man’s anus (usually a work out buddy or team mate), and massages his prostate with the T-cream. Common practice among bodybuilders, and infamous by the fake doctor of the Biogenesis saga.
He would “paint the prostate” of some MLB players and other high end clientele.
Also known as “finger painting”, “prostate painting”, “Dr. T’ing the A” or “rounding 5th base”
#prostate painting #Dr. T in the A #rounding 5th base, #taintpaint, #PPP - professionalprostateplayer, #RPO - Real Players Only, #BiogenesisButtExam #RealProstatesOnly
He would “paint the prostate” of some MLB players and other high end clientele.
Also known as “finger painting”, “prostate painting”, “Dr. T’ing the A” or “rounding 5th base”
#prostate painting #Dr. T in the A #rounding 5th base, #taintpaint, #PPP - professionalprostateplayer, #RPO - Real Players Only, #BiogenesisButtExam #RealProstatesOnly
Aroid: Hey Dr. T, I want cheat my sport more and hit more home runs. Can we do another session?
Dr.T: Of course, Alex. I cannot get enough of seeing your asshole. Bend over and spread your ass cheeks so I can stick my finger in your ass with illegal steroid cream, you know as “painting the prostate”.
Aroid: OMG….I love these “doctor” visits. Will this get me in the Hall of Fame?
Dr. T: Of course not, you stupid fuck
Aroid: Does this make me gay?
Dr. T: Definitely. This makes us BOTH gay.
Dr.T: Of course, Alex. I cannot get enough of seeing your asshole. Bend over and spread your ass cheeks so I can stick my finger in your ass with illegal steroid cream, you know as “painting the prostate”.
Aroid: OMG….I love these “doctor” visits. Will this get me in the Hall of Fame?
Dr. T: Of course not, you stupid fuck
Aroid: Does this make me gay?
Dr. T: Definitely. This makes us BOTH gay.
by Mixsey March 01, 2019
When you're friends are talking too much about kinky things or sexy things and you become uncomfortable and want to change the subject.
(Yes, the "you're" is on purpose, hope it ticked u off)
(Yes, the "you're" is on purpose, hope it ticked u off)
Luc: So yeah, I did her last night, then its Maria tomorrow, Sydney the day after, and Ella after that
Aaron: HEY! LOOK A PAINTING!!!!
Aaron: HEY! LOOK A PAINTING!!!!
by Lucemans May 27, 2020
An unknown or undeclared reason of absence. Used mainly to describe a person who is absent as doing mundane work.
by Redant9000 September 24, 2019
by teknologik May 28, 2009
something/someone who is either very boring, bland, uncreative, uninterested etc. or someone/something that everyone talks about when comparing something/someone to something/someone boring yet the "drying paint" is never encountered with
1. Did you see Sams instagram post saying hes bored?
2. Yeah man, he posts stuff like that because hes just like drying paint
2. Yeah man, he posts stuff like that because hes just like drying paint
by Jake The Doggo October 24, 2016
by Towely_jr December 04, 2013
Any unusually well-lit, well-composed, or well-timed photo that appears in your Snapchat memories after a night of heavy partying, typically with no recollection of you taking it. The subjects of these photos are usually fucked up people doing dumb shit.
This morning I opened my Snapchat memories and found a picture of John in the fetal position in my shower after spending an hour yakking. That’s a high quality Renaissance painting.
by LigmaSugmaBofa December 12, 2019