Optimist

An optimist is usually a person who always remains happy and cheerful despite various problems that arise. Besides being wonderful, joyful people to be around, they can also be dangerously unrealistic and at times, wickedly annoying. That is, if you're a pessimist. Optimists are generally loved and appreciated by society; however they are hated and despised by pessimists. (Who are boring, whining people).

Person: Ah! I just lost my leg!
Optimist: Don't worry! Maybe... you'll become a talented wheelchair basketball player!!

by sunnyface June 28, 2012

optional

Fuck OWL!

At Vanderbilt, optional means NOT OPTIONAL and not optional means NOT OPTIONAL (aka required).

1) Check your OWL grade because you just got screwed because you didn't do the OPTIONALS!

by Chemisty's bitch (beau-neur) December 12, 2004

The AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse

Occurs when a gentleman takes a shit while facing the toilet's water system (inverse of typical operation) and a woman nosedives facefirst down on his dick to perform fellatio while the woman spreads her legs so the gentleman has the option to eat a bitch out. The Georgia Reverse is a bold notion that permits the said gentleman to reach around and fingerblast the woman's anal cavity causing double-stimulation that could occur in utmost insatiable pleasure.

Spoken-for boyfriend: Hey slut, want to engage in The AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse?

Random Slut: What is that?

Spoken-for boyfriend: Well, slut, it occurs when a gentleman takes a shit while facing the toilet's water system (inverse of typical operation) and a woman nosedives facefirst down on his dick to perform fellatio while the woman spreads her legs so the gentleman has the option to eat a bitch out. The Georgia Reverse is a bold notion that permits the said gentleman to reach around and fingerblast the woman's anal cavity causing double-stimulation that could occur in utmost insatiable pleasure.

Random slut: Oh my! Why yes, I would like to perform an AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse!

by JackHenryHofstra January 1, 2011

you've got 2 options

An expression basically meant to tell someone to shut up. Actually means that the listener has 2 options: Shut the hell up or suck on your genitalia.

person A: fuck your couch, nigger
person B: You've got 2 options.

by Jonny Jewsalot March 7, 2004

Optionality

Noun - having more than one good solution for a complex challenge

We can't put all of our eggs in one basket. We need optionality here.

by Curious1969 October 27, 2009

shirts optional

A place where a shirt is not required, and often usually preferred off. In such an environment one often tells females of the rule, hoping but usually to no avail to see a nice pair of moon balloons.

Wow those guys at 120 Cityside sure do promote the shirts optional rule.

Tom Doran does enjoy to use the rule of shirts optional.

by GriffeyJR June 4, 2009

optimist

Someone who lacks rational thinking or the understanding of Occam's Razor.

-Hey, check it out. Bob's mom just died, and he's confident she went to heaven.
-Nah, he's just an optimist.

by TheShameless May 29, 2009