one eyed cocksucker

The one eyed Jack in a deck of cards is known also as a one eyed cocksucker

He played his hand of poker and had a pair of one eyed cocksuckers

by donno1980 December 03, 2016

one-eyed brother

Penis

His one-eyed brother is too big

by ali alavi November 10, 2014

One eyed goo cannon

The male penis, a man's sexual organ.

I walked in the bedroom and Travis was yanking hie one eyed goo cannon.

by Daddy Norm February 07, 2024

One eyed Journalist

This term is used for a Journalist that has one eye
mainly used for the character Mafuyu Nakata from the game Danganronpa: Russian Roulette.
i got nothing
i'm so tired

Person 1: Mafuyu ripped her eye out- what do we call her?
Person 2: One eyed Journalist
Person 1: What-

by Rikkaroid2434 July 31, 2021

one-eyed-russell

another name for penis

He used his one-eyed-russell to pee with.

by Einey April 08, 2010

One-eyed-russell

Another name for a penis

She noticed his one-eyed-russell was rather large.
penis
dick

by Einey May 17, 2011

one-eyed pizza

Small, flat penis on small midgets. Always on homosexuals. Usually associated with people named Del Rio.

That gay dude's got a one-eyed pizza!

by Unkle Nasty 69 January 28, 2025