The Daily Bugle

A sex method in which a glory hole located on the ceiling is used by someone with adhesive hands

Spider-Man likes to do the daily bugle, with Mary Jane on the floor above

by GraveDohl1994 February 20, 2024

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daily checkup

The sexual act performed on yourself either by yourself or from someone else to keep you going for the day.

John: Yo where's James?

Jake: I think he's upstairs having a daily checkup.

by Samliv October 19, 2015

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A rubbish tabloid rag which is sensationalist, spreads fake news and conspiracy theories. They are the same newspaper who believed that the moon landing was a CIA hoax, claims that the 9/11 was an inside job and that the bible predicted it, says that an asteroid is approaching the planet earth and that the end of the world is upon us every month. They even claimed that Aliens are coming and created article on how to protect your brain from mind control. They say that using a 'thought screen helmet' prevents aliens from performing any kind of mental control over us. I wouldn't reccomend reading this paper if you are concerned with reliable information because this paper will just end up shoving conspiracy claptrap in your head if you are easily brainwashed.

'Daily Star are a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists and doom mongers'

by UltimateDoge February 21, 2021

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