soft move-in

When you and the person you're dating decide you're going to move in together, and you decide to move into one persons existing apartment because they have more stuff than you, and it's so much easier for the person with less stuff to move in.

If a person with a lot of stuff moves in, it's a big deal, it's noisy, it can be a real hard move-in. But if the person with less stuff moves in to the place where all the stuff is already, it's not a huge ordeal, it's quiet, no one needs a u-haul, therefore it's a soft move-in.

All the benefits of living together with as little hardship of moving.
Girl: "I'd love to meet up with you tonight, but I've got to clear out some room upstairs for my boyfriends massive computer system and I'll make some bathroom space too."

Other girl: "Oh cool, you guys are doing a soft move-in, huh?"

Girl: "Yeah, I'm excited! He gets a closet too, but doesn't really have much other stuff."
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Soft apple

Its a dumbass fruit such a soft apple
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Soft Crot

Got a bit of the soft crots today.

Someone in the shitter was hemorrhaging some soft crots.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
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soft king

When a soft boy becomes something.
Look Axel is on that small hill, he's a soft king.
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Long soft

The state in which a penis is not quite erect but not flacid.
-I woke up and after morning wood i was long soft for 3 hours

-I can't get a boner, just long soft.
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generation soft

Then next step toward ever increasing human fragility, weakness and tolerance of genuinely poor behavior.
Yeah, everyone feels sad at times.

Some people do become clinically depressed and require medical treatment.

But just deciding that, as a professional athlete or Olympian, that you've become just too fragile to do interviews or compete for your country is generation soft.
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Soft cheese

Derogatory term for something uncool or shitty
If someone at work brings you a stack of files that they don’t want to do.

“Damnit Bill, that’s some soft cheese

If someone does something shitty or annoying

“Man, that’s some soft cheese, get out of here.”
by Iqruze January 17, 2020
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