Empty Net Goal

When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.

Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.

Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.

Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.

Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.

by Mike109999 January 31, 2022

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scrapy goal

Not Bernardo silva goal against Utd

A scrapy goal is not Bernardo silva goal against Utd

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Field goal position

When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.

Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!

by Fratty Frat May 31, 2022

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field-goaling

when a person with a dick stands 5+ feet away from the urinal and tried to shoot their piss into it

person #1: damn, the bathroom is closed for cleaning, any idea why?

person #2: oh yea some dude tried field-goaling, major fail

by pee pea April 11, 2021

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goal setter

"Goal setter" refers to someone who defines their goals and takes determined steps to achieve them, but I don't do this in an ordinary way; like a master of a dark world, I am ready to overcome every obstacle to make my dreams come true. My goals are a challenge to those who try to stop me. As I define them, the spark of power and determination ignites within me.

Benjamin is a true goal setter who stands firm in his opinions. He makes great efforts to eliminate all mistakes before forming an idea, which makes him unshakeable.

by LoLuMaDWhoRE February 26, 2025

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