Ohio, also known as the Florida of the Midwest, is a living fever dream. When I visited Ohio, me and my family slept in the local
Mcdonald's parking lot at 12:00 am while waiting for an Uber. I saw a mf order food through the drive through on his hoverboard. An elderly man nearly ran over me on his
motorcycle while I watched the man next to me pee in the dumpster. Never go to Ohio.