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Open the Bakery

To take a shit. Primarily used to express one's need to defecate in a polite and courteous manner. May also be stated as opening the bakery for business.
Mexican was not the best idea for lunch today. I am going to need to open the bakery within the hour.

Let's take a quick break from the meeting if we can. I need to open the bakery for business. Let's start again in about 10 minutes.
by Eaton Holgoode August 18, 2016
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Operatorments

This new term refers to donk gambling operators, specifically online poker operators, that host donk tournaments with poor structures. Also, for making headlines due to bots, poor security, unstable software, and more!
Since 1998, many poker operators have experienced their own operatorments due to poor management.
by Team Operatorments May 3, 2020
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hobo operation

Any entity that provides sub par or inconsistent services.
This pizza place is out of cheese? This is a total hobo operation!
by Greg (originally Andre) May 31, 2007
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half-open relationship

A relationship in which only one of the couple is allowed to be unfaithful.
Last night, Xavier took advantage of his half-open relationship to bang a hot blonde Swedish girl. Silvie, his girlfriend, wants to have fika with her so they can discuss the experience.
by consultoriamaya October 23, 2015
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Pooping with the door open

An act of complete and utter superiority, usually preformed by the bravest people and Alphas.
Guy 1: Aw man, Jason is pooping with the door open again
Guy 2: What a fucking god
by ToteYote November 16, 2020
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Fake VHS Openings

A particular type of videos that show intros for VHS tapes that don't exist. While some of them are decently made, a majority of videos are recorded with an external-device (a camcorder or an iPhone), which is of insanely poor quality.
"I have ever seen some fake VHS openings about my favorite cartoon Thomas and Friends." - Some VHS fan
by Ryan900USAYT February 10, 2022
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Open Jam

Harmony Central user forum mostly concerned with bowel movements, tits, and gay sex.
Did you check out Open Jam this morning? Strato shit out his rectum again, JoshuaTSP bought another amp, GRAF had another nervous breakdown that he'll claim he made up, and newbie chick gave her opinion about something.
by OJArchivist August 14, 2009
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