a roblox game where you pick a country and instantly start LARPing as god of geopolitics, except your “divine plan” is just spamming ally requests before stabbing people in the back. wars pop off because some 12-year-old decided “jesus told me to invade saudi arabia,” and five minutes later the map looks like the apocalypse. the economy is fucked, the lag feels like a punishment from hell, and somehow ethiopia ends up nuking russia because the player had the patience of a monk with wifi. it’s basically civilization, but stripped of strategy and blessed with pure chaos.
me: "i’ll play peacefully as sweden, spread love not war”
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations (roblox)
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations (roblox)
by affogatoenjoyer123 August 19, 2025
Get the rise of nations (roblox)mug. When you go into an elevator by yourself and jerk off before you reach your floor. (The closer the better)
by Uhmyeahgocrazy April 6, 2019
Get the High-Rise Suicidemug. A: i thought u wanna be an alpha
B: nah, beta rising bro
A: who's that emo boy who's tryna be cool and get bitches
B: he started the beta rising movement bro, he doesn't identify as an alpha
B: nah, beta rising bro
A: who's that emo boy who's tryna be cool and get bitches
B: he started the beta rising movement bro, he doesn't identify as an alpha
by enjyng July 23, 2021
Get the beta risingmug. some random person: HEY CHECK THIS LYRICS OUT you: wut the random person:
:I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave you: wtf
:I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave you: wtf
by play fnf fire in the hole :) March 10, 2025
Get the I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your gravemug. If something is very confusing with no or little explanation at all, just don't questions about it and ignore it.
Gamer 1: Why do two beer items make a painkiller when put in a blender in this?
Gamer 2: I go by The Dead Rising Doctrine, don't question it.
Man 1: Why does my kid throw up shit when he takes his ADHD medication?
Man 2: I think it's best to use The Dead Rising Doctrine in this one.
Gamer 2: I go by The Dead Rising Doctrine, don't question it.
Man 1: Why does my kid throw up shit when he takes his ADHD medication?
Man 2: I think it's best to use The Dead Rising Doctrine in this one.
by microsoftwindowsvista March 1, 2021
Get the The Dead Rising Doctrinemug. by kryier January 3, 2024
Get the Risemug. Jhatu sala madarchod khelna nahi aata randi ke bache ko mu se beastnik ka lund hatayega tabh awaz sahi ayegi randwe teri ma ki chut bhadwe ka bacha.
by beastnik2005 July 8, 2022
Get the Rising(babai)mug.