nutella slut

1. one who has a over obsession of nutella
2. a person; particularly a sixteen year old girl who goes to kent who would choose to eat nutella over peanut butter.

person 1: lets get a peanut butter sandwich
person 2: hell no..get me some nutella and graham crackers!
person 1: how about peanut butter and graham crackers?
person 2: .....
person 1: wow you are a nutella slut

by graham noodle September 20, 2009

Nutella

a chocolate hazelnut spread that is so good it'll make you wanna eat it out of the jar

Jake - Mom do you have a spread i can put on my toast? Perhaps butter?

Mom- OMFG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY DO YOU WANT FREAKING BUTTER?

Jake- I-

Mom- *throws nutella at him*

by chickengirlonhighness September 1, 2020

nuelle

One with a micro penis. Never able to pleasure a gay man.

That guy last night from the club had a nuelle in his pants.

by Cody21 December 14, 2016

nutella sandwich

To make a nutella sandwhich spread feaces onto or "shit" on your partners frontside and then from a height jump on to your partner creating a sandwich. For maximum enjoyment both you and your partner should be naked.

Jon says: Jen, do you fancy a nutella sandwich ;)
Jen says: fuck off you weirdo

by fruitshoot December 25, 2007

nutella kitty

nutella kitty is a person who hangs around the CB on Gaia and is a fag. her name may be gay as fuck, but she has posted a lot and loves the other fags. not considered reg yet

nutella kitty is obviously a CB fag

"Hey, lend me a nutella?" "Fuck you and no. It fucking ALLLLLL mine. dats right." "you fat ass." "I fucking know. I love nutella, I am a fag, and cats r cool." "You suck." "i know, thnx mang."

Nutella kitty loves the word mang btw.

by nutellafag October 28, 2010

Nutella

A popular twitter handle in the world of 14-24 y/o females. Highly retweeted, mysteriously owned, identifiable by crown symbol.

Girl: OMG I love nutella she is so relatable!!!!!11!

by beecociella065 May 31, 2014

numerically similar

when numbers can not be proven the same AND can not be proven different.

*Joe is 51, Nick is 12 and Ryan is 83. - Joe, Nick and Ryan are numerically similar in age.
*Ann jogged 4 miles, Maureen biked 12 miles and Elsa swam 33.3 laps. - Lisa, Maureen and Elsa all have numerically similar distances traveled.

*Christine ate 6 pounds of dark chocolate - Joe, Nick, Ryan, Ann, Maureen, Elsa and Christine are all numerically similar in height.

by statistican funny business September 11, 2016