Nutter

1. A person who is doing something really awkward or irregular in public.

2. A person who masturbates to other people.

3. A person who is extremely crazy or psychopathic.

1. "Why you being such a nutter?"

2. "Mate, your such a fucking nutter."

3. "That person over there is actually a nutter. Look at his walk."

by GemstoneYT April 3, 2020

Nutter cream

When you are having a threesome with another guy and girl. While you are on your back, fucking out her brains. The guy starts gettin a blowjob from the girl and his sweat drips in your face.

guy1 how was your threesome?
{guy2 went well until i got nutter creamed.

by Joey powell December 14, 2016

Josh nutter

This is a sexy specimen and should be worshiped by all. He is often found in his natural habitat of greggs and eating his native food of steak bakes.

Oh look, it is the sexy josh nutter eating a steak bake in greggs.

by Walkerboi November 16, 2020

dog nutter

A person, male or female whom places the well being of their pet or animal over a human being in dating and in life. The humanization of the animal by these people make dating complex. They cater more to then than they do to you, and if you aren't comfortable they seldom care. They are resilient to change.

My dog nutter gf can never stay at my house cuz she has to always take care of her animals.

by G$hustle February 10, 2024

Nutterings

The verbal musings of a nutter

if you notice a crazy person spouting nutterings avoid eye contact at all costs.

by Dickie.Suzuki January 13, 2009

Bus Nutter

A person who nuts on a bus in broad day light

Everyone: omg- your a bus nutter- you nutted on the bus

by Drae Shroom March 5, 2022

Dog nutter

A person highly obsessed with dogs, a dangerous, disgusting monster. There are dog nutters who take them in public without a leash, in defiance of health and safety laws and are prejudiced against people who don't like dogs. A dog nutter victim blames those who are mauled for no reason. They also may find cuteness in dogs shitting. They have no respect for others because it's the dog before the human. Dog nutters can be some of the worst Karens out there.

Hey dog nutter. You can't bring the dog in here where people tryna eat.

by Sir Carlton March 3, 2024