Sausage Guitar

When a male stretches his penis out as long as possible, holds it at the angle you'd hold a guitar and then strums it like an air guitar.
Look at that guy with his cock out, he is playing excellent sausage guitar. He is my guitar hero.
by Sausage Guitar Hero July 11, 2008
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Toilet Sausage

A slang term used to refer to going to the bath and taking a poop, dump, crap,deuce, and ext.

The act of a human making a sausage shaped poop/turd and depositing the poop/turd into the toilet.
"That pizza has gone right threw me. I have to go make some toilet sausage."
by Secrect Destroyer February 08, 2009
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Sausage Casserole

Any international flight in which there are more male flight attendants than female. A Sausage Casserole differs to a sausagefest due to chutney being involved.
Mike: "Damn, there are only 3 female flight attendants on this flight! It's a total sausagefest up in here."

Cam: "More like a Sausage Casserole."
by nevelis April 05, 2011
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Sausage situation

Hostages made to lie together on the floor
A film or TV drama where innocent people are taken hostage say, in a bank, where the customers are made by the crooks to all lie on the floor in similar fashion to sausages in a pan. Thus a sausage situation.
by Doghouse Riley April 05, 2008
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Sausage Casing

Gary: "hey man, Jess is coming over later, you got a sausage casing i can borrow?"

Matt: "go buy your own, you broke-ass mother fucker!"
by strawberries4lunch November 05, 2010
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ass sausage

After anal sex, when one's penis still smells like ass.
Man, after I butt fucked Becky last night, man I woke up with a serious case of ass sausage.
by joey king August 21, 2006
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brain sausage

A sausage made of brains.

Favourite food of german zombies.
I cause bovine spongeform encyphilitis from eating brain sausages.
by waffle August 09, 2003
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