Dutch Crunch

A Dutch Crunch is a sexual act in which the female slams her buttocks upon the males testicles before he is about to climax.

Nicolas: man! I don’t know if I’ll ever reproduce!

Kyle: What happened bro?

Nicolas: Dude! Last night Cynthia gave me the ol’ dutch crunch. Totally rocked my world.

Kyle: You’re a freak bro.....

by DirtSquizzeral September 1, 2018

Dutch Steamer

When a girl is giving a blowjob under the sheets and the male proceeds to create a dutch oven.

Coleman: She started blowing me last night and I gave her the burliest dutch steamer.
Andy: What'd she do?
Coleman: Took a deep sniff and kept going

by Cool People Are Cool November 19, 2014

Dutch Chimney

A more subtle variant of the Dutch Oven. The Dutch Chimney is the act of farting under the covers, and then lifting one's feet to draw air in under the covers. A small passage is then created near the victims face, typically by a loving gesture such as as hug, and an "I love you, baby." The ass gas is then forced past the victims face by dropping one's feet. An expert practitioner can achieve an almost simultaneous "I love you too, baby" and "You asshole!"

"I've been eating a fat burrito at lunch every day this week. It's been awesome."
"Dude, you should totally Dutch Chimney your wife."
"Okay, but can I sleep on your couch?"

by _fatWetSteakBurrito February 20, 2015

Dutch Baron

The same act as a Dutch Oven except with a twist.
As the unsuspecting engineer makes his rounds pull him under the covers to
Inhale your man smoke, your fellow cohorts begin to beat him with double sided dildos while wearing red baron masks.

I can't believe we gave em' a Dutch Baron right in the mechanical room dude!
It was classic......

by cckk September 19, 2013

dutch oven

when someone unloads a ripper fart in bed while holding another person's head under the sheets

dutch oven:
mate...i held his her head so far down in bed last night, and i ripper the biggest fart, omg mate it was sooooo funny...you shoulda seen her squirm...and her face when she came out...priceless

by Pride Of Geelong August 22, 2015

Dutch glue

slang word for sperm

I've just covered your girlfriends face with dutch glue

by giggollocks July 24, 2009

Dutch Welcome

When a business-woman bends over in a provocative way at work to get a "rise" out of her bosses or to get noticed! This is usually achieved by dropping a pen or some paperwork and bending down to pick them up. The woman in question does not have to be sexy, or attractive but they themselves believe they are.

I've just been in Mr Biggleswade's office and his secretary Doris gave me a Dutch Welcome!

by UrbanHim March 13, 2013